Lol techno dont Remember he's ex (death) and son Michael thats why techno don't die and also anti gov so he don't visit Michael

wait wait wait does thatmean if ranboo is the main charater does that means hes tying to go home like in the end

5:21 is anyone not gonna talk about the fact that he has a peice of bedrock in the ender chest?

hi

orphan(squared)

Ranboo: can pick up farmland Me: That would've come in handy in the potat war when you were building the farms Techno O_O XD Orphan squared XDDDDD ALSO 11:48 HAS ME DEAD THAT LAUGH XDDDD

Technoblade: do you remember who your parents are? Ranboo: if I did I would not remember Technoblade: *takes out ORPHAN OBLITERATOR* SORRY THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Techno is also a main character he is a deity of combat: The Blood God

i dare you to make a multiplayer sever and invite me

Wol

ORPHAN SQUARED TOOK ME OUT

Oooooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooo! Omg ooooooooo! You are my best friend

The way that technoblade aka my king laughed when he stole the chest then ranbo be like:I quit) tho wtgffff

i know i did not die 3:29

Now this is pog

😮WOW😮

It’s funny how he talked more about ranboo than he did the entire plot of dream smp in the intro

Technoblade do you like K-ON

dont know if anyone else has said this. but what about end portal frames?

Does Techno get mute after every video? It sounds like he puts *A LOT* of crisp in his voice when he gets aggitated.

Ranboos parent is a ghast and enderman

Techno can still obliterate any main character because every main character is orphan.

"have you tried it?" "..." "have you tried it?" "..." _pokes Ranboo with a trident_ "have you trid-ent?"

3:09 I swear that wheeze always gets me

You better then dream

I like the suck it main character

Well mostly you do have a power techno that says techno blade never dies

hi

Idk how they coded the plug-in that does this but I don’t think it works as intended.

I just realized there’s a new clip button. WHAT?!

Ranboo: Picks up spawner DreamXD: "Wait a minute, that's not good..."

shut up im watching skydoesminecraft try not to laugh

this is pog

Rambo main character

World hunger is now gone

Bopo

Techno has the power of the orphan gods

Sqid kids revenge

Any random person: ranboo Captions: rambu Me: RANBOOB

Technoblade: I have no powers ahhh Also Technoblade: *is immortal* TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

SUCK IT MAIN CHARECTAR - technoblade.

Sensei wu from ninjago

techno = uncle iroh reborn :)

“I’ve got 3 totems” -Ranboo Now: 40 canon lives

Technoblade < tommyinit

you cant have even spell his name right and you’re saying hes better lmao

Technoblade the immortal blood god thinks he doesn't have any powers....

I like technoblade

Techno the only main character that started off strong is ainns from overlord anime

This is the funniest bit ever

Can anyone tell me how the bloody hell that works

Kakashi died :(

Such power and dedication how is it possible???

Tommy has more subs that techno bruh

Btw kakashi did die,but got revived so :/

Technoblade is king of Minecraft

Tecnoblade never die

love your videos

Techno the whole time: OH NO!!!

Ranboo... master twig (sensei rat from tmnt) dies

why can i make a vid clip

oh god hes a MAIN charcter

10:29 techno does have powers

uncle ben

Everyone who realizes that ranboo can pick up spawners Casually approach the child

ıma cool sensei wait oh no sensei's always dies -actually *TECHNO NEVER DIES.*

Just imagine Sadist animates this whole episode of techno training ranboo

Uhh The sensei from karate kid didn't die

4:52 is the monster spawner part

Techno i regret to inform you but you arent the sensei You are the backround character

i actually waiting for technos summary vid for the final battle on lmanburg and he just summarized it in 2 sec so yeah thank you techno

How do endermen drink Ranboo:...Orange juice

Let them eat cake 8:07 is a genious reference to the winter music disk on hypixel skyblock. (it was called "Let them eat cake!")

Techno doesn't have a superpower but he makes up for it lol

I was watching the intro and my brother legit said “Is that lazarbeam”

half of the views are me

TechnoBlade you are the secondary main character, the tritagonist.

I mean saitama started the first episode strong

Techno your superpower is immortality cause TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

Technically Kakashi Sensei did die but he came back to life thanks to pain

techno isn't the main character because he already finished his own series

Nah tommy stole it lol

I really want to join the DreamSMP

Make dream_xd get a nbt+ chest and let ranboo mine it and u basically have infinite of what item it has inside it

put the spawner in the spawner = INFINATE SPAWNERS

"What main character is strong when they start off??" *Rey.*

Ranboo is the cure to the world hunger

Wait, when techno put the spawner down how did it become a pig spawner automatically...

@Minicraft Man oh ok thx

when they were first added they were all pig spawners and since mojang didnt think you could break it (which you couldnt until this happened) so they automatically reset to pig spawners

"The government got in the way of philza and i. So we blow it up."

What if main character breaks a chest with stuff in it

If they dont have bread why dont they just eat cake - Marie Antoinette

SUCK IT MAIN CHARACTER! YOU JUST GOT SCAMMED! -Technoblade 2021

My older brother said f a pig and f technoblade and he said technoblade sucks and to 1v1 him

Now Ranboo’s immortal

best duo- pig + enderman

Ranboo solved world huger

U can clip it :0

^ || || 00

Every time techno said something it came like the grave

Well this means that Tommy is a very very powerful side character and dream is absolutely doomed