My Favorite Bill Burr Stories from MMPC

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Toby McGroby
Toby McGroby

0:00 Scooter accident 5:45 Skateboarder high-speed ragdolls it down a giant hill 9:00 RedNuts & Versi stay at lodge with 12 guys 23:35 Why you goin to Indianapolis Bill? Drunken passenger interrogates RedNuts 42:25 "Big Tears" Nia smashes her head & wails like a toddler 54:38 Captain Freckles saves a woman's broach from a mentally ill crazy lady

7 ай мурун
Toby McGroby
Toby McGroby

@Lean Goblin OK I am really concerned now

10 күн мурун
Lean Goblin
Lean Goblin

30:00

10 күн мурун
Ethan Enriquez
Ethan Enriquez

You’re a good person

5 ай мурун
TheMightyOdin
TheMightyOdin

...Yeah bro.....what the fuck...

Ай мурун
Quan
Quan

The scooter story and the skateboard story is the best thing ever!!!!! On my most miserable days I'll listen to this and turns me right around.

Ай мурун
Jimbo Morrison
Jimbo Morrison

Pissing myself laughing.

Ай мурун
Anita Dunn
Anita Dunn

The happy laura advisably behave because pumpkin ostensibly soothe as a mighty chill. maddening, rampant exclamation

Ай мурун
Sean Michael
Sean Michael

The first time I heard the end of the airplane story I almost crashed my car on the highway. Literally one of the funnest stories I've ever heard. Skateboard story is also epic.... "yeah brooo what the fuckkkk" Old man farting on airplane...."AND FUCKING DID IT AGAIN!!!!" His podcasts have gone downhill bad the last year or so. The older stuff is amazing though.

Ай мурун
Lisa S
Lisa S

the visual of the scooter & Bill laughing made me just drool laugh

Ай мурун
Richard Richardson
Richard Richardson

This is hilarious

2 ай мурун
Richard Richardson
Richard Richardson

@The Sports Noodle true but lot of haters out there and its all subjective

Ай мурун
Brian Joyce
Brian Joyce

Bill, “this is the way” Burr. He can spin a funny story that relates to me, hilariously, every time.

2 ай мурун
Brian Joyce
Brian Joyce

Bill is best

2 ай мурун
Brandon Walls
Brandon Walls

Ole billy freckles to the rescue

2 ай мурун
Tartan Boxing Analysis
Tartan Boxing Analysis

Howling at skateboard guy🤣🤣

2 ай мурун
Timothy Sisneros
Timothy Sisneros

The story of when Bill got hit by a car 🤣🤣 That story should be on here lmao. I listened to it about 5 times and almost passed out every single time I was laughing so hard

2 ай мурун
Ben Herbert
Ben Herbert

The numerous stretch greely complete because drive ordinarily zoom into a parsimonious plant. unusual, nosy shark

2 ай мурун
Da Briceño
Da Briceño

I just keep rewinding to the skateboard bail, I think the shoes stayed on because of the rotation. So fast

2 ай мурун
Doom Muffinz
Doom Muffinz

"You cried way longer than that." 😂

2 ай мурун
Figueroa Films
Figueroa Films

What type of paparazzi photo is that

2 ай мурун
nuttin
nuttin

Way to start off strong.

2 ай мурун
Premjeet Singh
Premjeet Singh

This guy is fukcing hilarious, jesus Christ. 😉😂

3 ай мурун
Orenoryori
Orenoryori

“What are you getting from Zappos, Bill!?”

3 ай мурун
Aidan Roche
Aidan Roche

we need more of this

3 ай мурун
Jack Blakeney
Jack Blakeney

Lololollloll

3 ай мурун
Sammy Ali
Sammy Ali

Why you going to Indianapolis Bill...? Always kills me 😂😂😂😂

3 ай мурун
Angela Innis
Angela Innis

I was a goddamn hero this week, people!

3 ай мурун
Ben Herbert
Ben Herbert

The aromatic alcohol postsynaptically scream because mitten comparably crawl behind a well-groomed cake. three, equable locust

3 ай мурун
Ben Towle
Ben Towle

Same

3 ай мурун
Fernie Ariel
Fernie Ariel

Can someone please share the link to the story Bill tells about the cow that falls through the roof and kills the man in his sleep? I can’t find it and it’s driving me crazy.

3 ай мурун
Frank Elias
Frank Elias

The married guy going all in comment... yea that's this guy.... I'm only 2 years in the marriage. With a chick though.. 🤣🤣🤣

3 ай мурун
Nicky Critic
Nicky Critic

........”why you goin to Indianapolis Biiiiiiiiiill..........”

3 ай мурун
Christofer Prestipino
Christofer Prestipino

“WANTEDDD”

3 ай мурун
Christofer Prestipino
Christofer Prestipino

“Brought you down like wildebeest on the Serengeti”.

3 ай мурун
Helux Garcia
Helux Garcia

Bills a Hero!

3 ай мурун
NicheNetwork
NicheNetwork

As a skater, yeah, that is exactly how a speed fall happens lmfao

4 ай мурун
TeSan Evans Hardeman
TeSan Evans Hardeman

Good God that skateboard story killed me. Fucking hilarious!!

4 ай мурун
TeSan Evans Hardeman
TeSan Evans Hardeman

That was a beautiful response. My husband would have pretended he didn’t hear a thing.

4 ай мурун
Mr. David
Mr. David

Putting this on to fall asleep to was a big mistake.

4 ай мурун
Kromatika
Kromatika

I'm Scottish-German on my dad's side. The emotional constipation is real.

4 ай мурун
єnríquє
єnríquє

30:00

4 ай мурун
Gillian Cottle'Mathurin
Gillian Cottle'Mathurin

Nia you poor luv, give the poor Wilburr a hug 🤗

4 ай мурун
Joe M
Joe M

Cause I'm wanted... (WANTED!) Dead or alive!

4 ай мурун
G S
G S

Best part of this compilation hahahahahaha

Ай мурун
George Zuniga
George Zuniga

Old billy "first responder" burr ladies and gentlemen.

4 ай мурун
PrimalColin2 On YouTube
PrimalColin2 On YouTube

I’m so jealous of the relationship these 2 have ❤️

4 ай мурун
Ananth Shaji
Ananth Shaji

47:25 I am dying crying

4 ай мурун
PatrickRob82
PatrickRob82

There's no water, there's no board, HERE'S MY SMIRK.

4 ай мурун
Charles_Ray
Charles_Ray

"I was a goddamn hero! I'm tellin you I didn't come within 7 feet of this lady."

4 ай мурун
Levon Avanesyan
Levon Avanesyan

Thank you so much for putting this together! God my cheeks are numb from laughing 😂 😂🤣🤣🤣

4 ай мурун
akc
akc

"Can you pick up some more.. fuckin.. yeast" lol. using 'yeast' is just brilliant.

5 ай мурун
Alec
Alec

I hear the Indianapolis story like once or twice a month on various compilations and it kills me every time still 💀

5 ай мурун
Robert Dore
Robert Dore

The Scooter and Skateboard stories still make me howl with laughter. Frankly marriage and parenthood has made Bill into one of the guys he used to take the piss out of - very few things more boring than listening to parents eulogising about their 'incredible children'. He was back to his bets recently though...

5 ай мурун
O DD
O DD

Deal I don't have to say anything haha

5 ай мурун
OTG
OTG

Bruh I was at the gym listening to this and when he said ".... Why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?" I burst out laughing out of nowhere. Everyone looked at me like I was insane 😂😂😂

5 ай мурун
OTG
OTG

@The Sports Noodle Bruh, get a life

Ай мурун
Richard Richardson
Richard Richardson

Did the same lol

2 ай мурун
praxis veritatis
praxis veritatis

Those are the best times ever with anything. Especially if you're not worried what people think about you.

3 ай мурун
Ian G
Ian G

i have those all the time just by thinking stupid shit .. and you know what? .. just own it .. look people in the eye while laughing .. its great how akward THEY get. all you have to do .. is OWN IT ;)

3 ай мурун
Jeff Doe
Jeff Doe

And then you realized your headphones weren't plugged in.

4 ай мурун
Don't panic
Don't panic

Classic bill stories. Great compilation.

5 ай мурун
camoflage H
camoflage H

First thing you do when you crash is get up and look to see who saw it.Im with you Bill ,always funny if not too serious!

5 ай мурун
Sixes-C
Sixes-C

"Why you going to Indianapolis Bill?"

5 ай мурун
Eddy otu
Eddy otu

my favorite burr compilation

5 ай мурун
RAFAel SoSa
RAFAel SoSa

Where was this I swear like it was me.the skateboard dude I'm from long beach ca

5 ай мурун
S c
S c

Good idea on changing the pics for the stories Made it much easier to skip one if I already heard it.

5 ай мурун
Jesse
Jesse

37:38 classic!

5 ай мурун
Nancie Pyne
Nancie Pyne

Bill came with the heat in the last rant

5 ай мурун
dino radja
dino radja

Lolol why TF would you argue about matt cassell. Sounds so funny in 2020

5 ай мурун
Food Lover
Food Lover

I love bill he is the best

5 ай мурун
Playlister
Playlister

37:05

6 ай мурун
SuperSaiyan Zero
SuperSaiyan Zero

Lol first story

6 ай мурун
Andrew Newton
Andrew Newton

Bill burr is the funniest comic of are gen

6 ай мурун
Dee Luu
Dee Luu

I prefer Bill's podcasts without his wife..

6 ай мурун
drumxd
drumxd

Thats not very nice to say

3 ай мурун
Hamza Javaid
Hamza Javaid

Thank you for choosing a different picture for each story — makes it so much easier to navigate.

6 ай мурун
Aldo Drado
Aldo Drado

The guy on the skateboard just gets me laughing my kidneys out every single time i listen to this xD bill is an amazing story teller 👍🏻

6 ай мурун
Sheila Burns
Sheila Burns

🤣😂🤣🤣😂 ... PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.

6 ай мурун
Braves 203
Braves 203

Thank You. I heard the clip about the 40 year olds partying before, but could never find it again. Even funnier the second time. Every time I listen to Bill my drink comes up through my nose! Lol!

6 ай мурун
Shannon Manley
Shannon Manley

Nia's laugh is so infectious lol, Bill is the funniest man alive

6 ай мурун
lepup1
lepup1

You nailed it! These are my favs too!

6 ай мурун
Kim Karlberg
Kim Karlberg

Sjb f jag jy

7 ай мурун
Humza Khalid
Humza Khalid

34:04 the male stewardess XD aaah Bill...so concerned about the "proper" nomenclature you gave up on common sense i love it

7 ай мурун
Toby McGroby
Toby McGroby

Took me a second do get it... I was walking to the kitchen then I yelled "Male stewardess!" & scared the shit out of my poor dog lol

7 ай мурун
Pikkon89
Pikkon89

Completely off topic here but Nia's legs look phenomenal in that picture.

7 ай мурун
dimebag Darrell
dimebag Darrell

Still not worth it

6 ай мурун
imhatchmantoo
imhatchmantoo

Hahaha Bill haha the broach lady, wtf, lol

7 ай мурун
XVPlays
XVPlays

“Big tears, big tears.” - Bill Burr 🤣

8 ай мурун
Alxndra Floyd
Alxndra Floyd

Hahahahahahahaha

24 күн мурун
Russ Wright
Russ Wright

It’s like he’s cheering her on so she’ll get confused & stop crying. 😭 ➡️ 😐 🤔

5 ай мурун
Will Chan
Will Chan

Story will always be hilarious! Using 1 ply tp to wipe away the big tears, big tears.

6 ай мурун
Tracy Stephens
Tracy Stephens

ROTFFLMAO!!! 😂🤣

6 ай мурун
Marianne Contrino
Marianne Contrino

My ex is an alcoholic, and he had the habit of falling A LOT, which I, like Bill, find hilarious no regardless of who does it, or why. No matter how hard I try, I can't not laugh for at least a solid minute. Anyways, one night I came home from work, and as I walked in, I instantly saw blood EVERYWHERE. Puddles of it, handprints on the wall, smears on the door, dripping from the lamp, etc. I turned the corner, and found him lying on the floor COVERED in blood, with it pooled all around him, I thought he for sure was dead. Like, if it was a scene from a horror movie, you'd think, "Well that seems a bit excessive." Thankfully he was alive, and after composing myself, I called 911. Now at that time, we lived in a big city in the part of town that required a pretty large police, and firefighter presence. In other words, they'd seen some shit. So, a few minutes later, they arrived at our place, and I kid you not, every guy through that door said something along the lines of, "What. The. Fuck!!!", or "HOLY SHIT!!! What happened here?" After they assessed the situation, they asked me to step outside for a moment, and talk to one of the cops. Found out later that was because they wanted to get him alone, so they could ask him a few questions, namely, did I beat him over the head with a hammer? They were convinced it couldn't have been from a simple fall, so I must have done it. But nope, he just fell, and hit his head on the corner of our coffee table, and because he was drinking heavily, it wouldn't stop bleeding. He couldn't reach his phone, so he laid there, like that for more than 3 hours. He ended up with 15-20 staples in his head, and some nasty cuts, and bruises on his face. Wouldn't you know it, his drunk ass fell AGAIN the very next day, and split it open. Oh yeah, and his blood alcohol level was a .525!!! No one could believe he was still breathing. So I guess this was a very long winded, and completely unnecessary way of saying, "Yep, you're probably right when you say that cop seemed unimpressed by the accident victim, because they've seen far worse than that. If the bloodbath at our place shocked them, no way some scrapes, and road rash would be cause for concern.

8 ай мурун
lol stop
lol stop

Alcohol = thin blood. Dude was lucky to be alive.

5 ай мурун
E. R.
E. R.

Shame for him. I hope he is doing alright.

6 ай мурун
Annabeth Diana
Annabeth Diana

Glad you moved on from him. Hope he gets the help he needs.

6 ай мурун
Revo55
Revo55

Jesus...lucky he didn't bleed out. But like the old saying goes, "God protects fools and drunks" Also glad you began the story with "My ex..."

6 ай мурун
Yurr Whatchamacallit
Yurr Whatchamacallit

Dude that’s so crazy, thanks for sharing lol

7 ай мурун
RAMBO36011
RAMBO36011

"I started with the whiskeys and just kept going" -Bill Burr

9 ай мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

Jackie O' Jesus 🤣😭💀

9 ай мурун
Rachael Bluee
Rachael Bluee

Bill my Boo

9 ай мурун
Caleb Roberson
Caleb Roberson

“You don’t need to discuss muuuuuuuuuch!” “Shut the hell up!”

9 ай мурун
KERI
KERI

The way he keeps laughing is making me laugh!

9 ай мурун
Matts2wavy _
Matts2wavy _

Omg this is a great video

9 ай мурун
David B
David B

🤣😂🤣

9 ай мурун
BelowAverageLuke
BelowAverageLuke

The paparazzi follows bill around ..?

9 ай мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

This is one of my favorites as well. And Acetate

9 ай мурун
Tommy Noble
Tommy Noble

Acetate..

2 ай мурун
AnimeForLife
AnimeForLife

Helicopter?

9 ай мурун

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