history of the entire world, i guess

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    bill wurtz

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Phoenix
Phoenix

3:01 and then a meme was born should have added that to the video

16 мүнөт мурун
Sleepless Indefatigable
Sleepless Indefatigable

Not gonna lie, the sun is a deadly lazer is a smooth ass little bop.

21 мүнөт мурун
freshepic
freshepic

3:01-3:06 is why i came here

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Pure Simple
Pure Simple

0:00 - 2:15 Before Earth 2:15 - 2:50 Age Of Specs 2:50 - 3:40 Cambrian Explosion 3:40 - 4:06 Mammel time 4:06 - 4:37 Stone Age 4:37 - 5:45 Society Time 5:45 - 7:48 Age of empires 7:48 - 8:46 Trading and economy 8:46 - 9:44 Kingdoms 9:44 - 10:59 Vikings And Crusaders 10:59 - 12:11 Invasions And Rebirth 12:11 - 13:18 Split World 13:18 - 13:57 Pillaging 13:57 - 14:46 Bankruptcy And Revolts 14:46 - 15:30 British Takeover 15:30 - 16:14 American Takeover 16:14 - 17:31 At Contest 17:31 - 18:34 Russia Vs. America 18:34 - 19:26 Modernity And Pollution

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I dont know
I dont know

history of the entire world, i guess part 2 RIGHT NOW!!!

51 мүнөт мурун
I dont know
I dont know

or i will eat your hand

50 мүнөт мурун
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jass

The oart u said u can make a religuon out of this was gucci

56 мүнөт мурун
Cipher Gacha
Cipher Gacha

The amount of raw meme energy in this video is crazy

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butterflies
butterflies

You’re on a rock floating in space. Pretty cool huh? Some of it’s water....fuck it, actually most of it’s water. I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat, it’s sad, I’m sad, I miss you..... how did this happen? A long time ago, actually never....and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense right? Like I said, it didn’t happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That’s why it’s been everywhere. It’s been so everywhere you don’t need a where (everywhere). You don’t even need a when. That’s how every it gets. ... Forget this. I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something, I want things to change, I want to invent time and space, and I know it’s possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened, I just don’t know where to start. And that is exactly when it started. Oh. I paused it....I think there is a universe now. what’s it made of? quarks & stuff Ah that’s a thing, in a place. Don’t like it? Try a new place, at a different time(™️). Try to stick together cuz the world is gonna get bigger, and emptier....But it’s not empty yet, it’s still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees. about no seconds later Great news! The quarks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton or a neutron, and there is something else flying around too that wants to join in but can’t cuz it’s still too HOT About 10 minutes later Great news! The protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other....some of them even doubled up.

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butterflies
butterflies

Some people have no friends, some people have no food, the globe is warming, and the ocean is full of plastic. “Let’s save the planet!” Said everybody not knowing how. “Let’s invent a thing inventor” said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor, that’s pretty cool. Btw where the hell are we?

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butterflies
butterflies

“What if Russia was big?” Said Ivan trying not to be terrible. Portugal had a dream where they controlled the entire Indian nation including the spice trade, and then that dream was real. And Spain realised that this was not india but they pillaged it anyway. “Danm” said England and France. “We gotta start pillaging some stuff”. Then the Dutch revolt and all the hipster move to Amsterdam. “Danm” said Amsterdam. “We gotta start pillaging some stuff”... Question 1 : can you get to india through North America? No, but at least there’s beaver. Question 2 : steal the spice trade, that’s not a question but the Dutch did it anyway. Sugar. Guess where all the sugar’s made, in Brazil (Stolen!) in the Caribbean, and it’s so god danm profitable you might forget to not do slavery. The next thing on Russia’s to-do list is to get bigger. Britain and France are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world, more specifically Ohio, then it escalates into a seven year discussion giving Prussia a chance to show Austria who’s boss, but what about Britain and France? Did they figure out who’s boss? Yes they did, it’s Britain. Guess who’s broke? Also Britain. So they start taxing the hell out of America. “Fuck you!” Said America declaring their independence and fighting for, and France helps them win now France is broke. And Britain will have to send their prisoners to a different colony. Wait if France is broke why are the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses? “Let’s overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!” Said Robespierre cutting everyone’s head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off. You could make a relig- no dont Haiti is starting to like the idea of revolution, especially the slaves who free themselves by killing their masters. “Why didn’t we think of this before?” Wait who’s in charge of France now? “Me” said napoleon trying to take over Europe, luckily they banished him into an island, but he came back

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Thomas Carey
Thomas Carey

gneurshk

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IbrahimDoesGaming
IbrahimDoesGaming

Wow that was long

2 саат мурун
luka kwiatkowski
luka kwiatkowski

i love this video so god damn much

2 саат мурун
꧁CRYSTAL꧂
꧁CRYSTAL꧂

Everyone: Fighting and trading Meanwhile Australia: *huh interesting prisoners*

2 саат мурун
A Door
A Door

The israel palestine thing yeah The palastinians rejected every deal for peace with israel

3 саат мурун
Always Bettina
Always Bettina

if this was our class in history i will ne listening 😏

3 саат мурун
Always Bettina
Always Bettina

Be*

3 саат мурун
Legendary Gamez
Legendary Gamez

Holy f*ck I found the deadly Lazar meme!!!

3 саат мурун
Diamond Speckled Nature
Diamond Speckled Nature

4:46 me trying to explain to my parents why I loose my train of thought so often

3 саат мурун
Diamond Speckled Nature
Diamond Speckled Nature

mom: go outside. me: NO. mom: why? me: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!!!

3 саат мурун
FlamgoGoes_E
FlamgoGoes_E

Goodbye imma meat this again after 50 years

3 саат мурун
sileina milainea
sileina milainea

yws

3 саат мурун
TheTics &Skits
TheTics &Skits

poop.

4 саат мурун
The BlueDiamondGamer
The BlueDiamondGamer

Wow

4 саат мурун
Lucas Carvalho
Lucas Carvalho

Wow i shure do love living in not spain

4 саат мурун
Imouto-Chan
Imouto-Chan

Okay but why is this so funny to me 💀💀

4 саат мурун
Imnotalfred
Imnotalfred

Hi

4 саат мурун
That One Ravenclaw
That One Ravenclaw

Just saying- I learned more from this video than I ever did in school

5 саат мурун
cooper oliveri
cooper oliveri

this is the best video i have ever watched

5 саат мурун
Asger Alstrup Palm
Asger Alstrup Palm

O

5 саат мурун
OTIB REDCITY
OTIB REDCITY

Same amount of subs as likes

5 саат мурун
Bod-7
Bod-7

90K Difference.

6 мүнөт мурун
Asger Alstrup Palm
Asger Alstrup Palm

Daa M

5 саат мурун
B0N3crasher8
B0N3crasher8

Is it me or does this video have extra info now?

5 саат мурун
FunnyEdits
FunnyEdits

It’s 420AD now!

6 саат мурун
7degrees
7degrees

0:48 “I have nightmares “

6 саат мурун
858 Bruh
858 Bruh

I absolutely love how he dosent insult any religion

7 саат мурун
Lil'ducko
Lil'ducko

I should probably eave a comment for the future when youtube recommends this to me cause the first time it got recommended I didn't comment

7 саат мурун
lexmkh animater
lexmkh animater

I used this on a test and passed I think lol

7 саат мурун
HumanoidTwT
HumanoidTwT

Why go to school when you can just watch this guy and learn everything in a day instead of 18 years? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7 саат мурун
DemonBobRoss
DemonBobRoss

13:00

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Robbie 2710
Robbie 2710

0:13 - 0:47 Before Universe 0:47 - 1:51 Beta-Universe 1:51 - 2:16 Prelife 2:16 - 2:40 Earlylife 2:40 - 2:51 Photosynthesis Relevouton 2:51 - 3:15 Cambrian Explosion(Life golden age) 3:15 - 3:39 Preland Era 3:39 - 3:48 Landlife Reveloution 3:48 - 3:56 Dino Age 3:56 - 4:28 Prehistory 4:28 - 5:01 Agricultural Revolution 5:01 - 5:13 Precivilization 5:13 - 6:02 Bronze Age 6:02 - 6:20 Iron Age 6:20 - 8:57 Classical Antiquity 8:57 - 12:10 Dark Ages 12:10 - 14:19 Early Modern Era 14:19 - 14:51 Enlightment Era 14:51 - 15:32 Industrial Victorian Era 15:32 - 17:30 imperialistic Era 17:30 - 18:43 Early Internet Age 18:43 - 19:15 Modern Age

8 саат мурун
MonkeyGaming
MonkeyGaming

This video seems much older than it actually is for some reason

8 саат мурун
Rosie and Ember playz
Rosie and Ember playz

POV: your world history test is tommorrow

8 саат мурун
A G
A G

Hey o shout out to this guy for bringing me down a 49 minute panic attack

8 саат мурун
Madame Bluebell
Madame Bluebell

From 4:00 up until 9:00 is basically my entire year 5 history and social studies class education (so far)

8 саат мурун
Demaan maybe?
Demaan maybe?

You miss "Alam melayu"

8 саат мурун
Raphael Zuela
Raphael Zuela

I'm glad I know some of these things because if not, my brain would hurt a lot

9 саат мурун
HSZ playzYT
HSZ playzYT

this is legit hilarious and informative at the same time lmfao

9 саат мурун
Vanessa Perez
Vanessa Perez

The sun is a deadly laser

9 саат мурун
CattyMeowy
CattyMeowy

0:04 how he swears sounds very satisfying for some reason

9 саат мурун
mfaz sans
mfaz sans

11:57 im coming for this

9 саат мурун
Cece Kimock
Cece Kimock

I think I may be the only one, but... I kinda wanna send this whole script to my friend just to annoy them... Priorities :)

9 саат мурун
Bryan Lynn
Bryan Lynn

This guy has already done the loop way before tikok🤣🤣

10 саат мурун
Mr.BaconBro
Mr.BaconBro

Gordon Ramsey when talking to an adult vs a kid: Adults: 3:01 Kids: 3:06

10 саат мурун
Skyler Johnson
Skyler Johnson

i understood all of that and yet none of that at the same time

10 саат мурун
Mr.BaconBro
Mr.BaconBro

A very wise person once told me.... *the sun is a deadly lazer*

10 саат мурун
AceOne 55932435
AceOne 55932435

am i high or am i in a science class

10 саат мурун
Phoranbo
Phoranbo

I guess Canada was never made :)

10 саат мурун
Void08 GD
Void08 GD

3:04 for the meme lol

10 саат мурун
Stacey Gwen Zonio
Stacey Gwen Zonio

☆(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*

10 саат мурун
•Formal Ducky•
•Formal Ducky•

I have learned everything and nothing at the same time

10 саат мурун
Asmaon ‘
Asmaon ‘

Okey you got the islam part wrong

10 саат мурун
Tyrone Smith
Tyrone Smith

Nobody: Fish: wanna go on land Fish: lol yeah

11 саат мурун
Will Croce
Will Croce

I have heard about Pearl Harbor countless times, through jokes and through school. But never, and I mean NEVER have I seen the nukes referred to as extinction balls. Let me just say I am never calling them anything else.

11 саат мурун
Jet Road
Jet Road

This dude really came out here and made Earth: The Musical

11 саат мурун
Acepogs
Acepogs

Lol

11 саат мурун
SHADOWY PS4
SHADOWY PS4

No the sun is a Deadly LAZER

12 саат мурун
Will Croce
Will Croce

I have an AP Stats exam on Monday that I know nothing about. So this is how I choose to study.

12 саат мурун
NULLIFIED
NULLIFIED

this taught me more than EVERY single one of my history classes

12 саат мурун
Vito Sciaraffia
Vito Sciaraffia

Your intro hurts my Brian

12 саат мурун
ABIGAIL BENDELE
ABIGAIL BENDELE

you need to update it with some virus that takes over the world but the world beat it. except america. CaUsE aMEricAs DUUMB

12 саат мурун
Ayahayo Doank
Ayahayo Doank

This is better than my history class

12 саат мурун
Añ Natascha
Añ Natascha

Damn, Wurtz. U made me learn about entire earth history in less of 20minute.

13 саат мурун
Not p
Not p

i watch this every day so i dont get dumb :/

13 саат мурун
Lolbit
Lolbit

oh and then china hit us with CoViD~

14 саат мурун
Cogahan
Cogahan

POV: You are using the Huntsman (17:37)

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AA AA
AA AA

https://youtu.be/t2b2RqgMo20

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AA AA
AA AA

https://youtu.be/t2b2RqgMo20

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Huma Khan
Huma Khan

When you zone out for 5 seconds and 5 million years have passed

14 саат мурун
E
E

Im going to be honest, I watch this every day. Literally

14 саат мурун
aidan aidan
aidan aidan

forgot ice age... sorta

15 саат мурун
sophia figueroa
sophia figueroa

6:13 okay but this is literally christianity in a nutshell....

15 саат мурун
Not valk 5475
Not valk 5475

3:04 The sun is a deadly lazer.

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Rogue Gamer
Rogue Gamer

I more confused then what I was coming here?

15 саат мурун
cj vieira
cj vieira

but that is not a boat bill that is a plane 0:09

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cj vieira
cj vieira

sorry it is 0:05

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Peta Griffin
Peta Griffin

0:00-19:26 that's the vid

15 саат мурун
GAMER DOGE225
GAMER DOGE225

"expolidng granade" lol

16 саат мурун
simpwasfound
simpwasfound

this is... entertaining.

16 саат мурун
The Diamond Block
The Diamond Block

Please make The Entire History of The United States I guess

16 саат мурун
fortnite zoom
fortnite zoom

no why the sun is a DEADLY lazer

16 саат мурун
rhoda ndukwe
rhoda ndukwe

i passed my ap world test because of you.

16 саат мурун
Tina Jäger
Tina Jäger

i think i just loughed 20 min straight

16 саат мурун
NEPORZO
NEPORZO

4 years now! :D

16 саат мурун
Melanie Taylor
Melanie Taylor

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Snoep Animatie
Snoep Animatie

You forgot to mention the popes f´ing up time a couple of times. Making history harder than it should be if you try to figure out how long ago things actually were and shifting Christmas about half a year. They even decided to delete about 14 days or something. Also Ethiopia, the one who was never conquered, decided to stay on the original calendar and are now about 11 years behind on the rest of the world. That is just to make things easy if you speak about history internationally. Also history isn´t supposed to include the time before we invented writing things down, that´s PREhistory. It´s kind of in the name. But I laughed 27 times, so you are forgiven. Actually doing history in a video might be called POSThistory later.

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twój stary
twój stary

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ElytraLife
ElytraLife

tHe sUn Is A dEaDlY lAzEr

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Jess Doggo
Jess Doggo

i love this line 4:19

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ememe
ememe

E

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Keyon Rulez
Keyon Rulez

I watched this for fun 🤩

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ToastyyyGaming
ToastyyyGaming

Christians: I'll allow it

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vendetta
vendetta

16:45 do y'all see how there's no such thing as Israel?

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SilverZzz Lol
SilverZzz Lol

3:01

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michaela stromatt
michaela stromatt

3:00 FOR THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

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