Fall Asleep to Bill Burr's Life Advice Compilation - 4 hours of advice for the lay-dees!

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    Bill Burr - 4 hours of advice for the lay-dees!
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Herb White
Herb White

did i just invent a new diet?

2 саат мурун
Connor Andjelic
Connor Andjelic

There’s a video after your ads

5 күн мурун
Jadusable
Jadusable

"Fall asleep to"

8 күн мурун
michael kass
michael kass

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21 күн мурун
VariousValue
VariousValue

Anyone else skip the first hour because the entire bar was yellow with ads,

29 күн мурун
Alex Rexroat
Alex Rexroat

Some of these have to be trolls or atleast I’m telling myself that so I don’t lose faith in humanity

Ай мурун
Anita Dunn
Anita Dunn

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Ай мурун
Chuck Graham
Chuck Graham

Man. Burr is the best. Hilarious shit.

Ай мурун
nicolas cristello
nicolas cristello

Why is there an add every 30 fucking seconds

Ай мурун
Billy Wright
Billy Wright

Does dude really need to be told he needs to stop doin heroin?? Really?

2 ай мурун
Micky Jones
Micky Jones

Hey heroin has helped my record collection

Ай мурун
Mason Lee
Mason Lee

Its funny she said he wont be as good as carlin but i hear so many people today compare the two

2 ай мурун
Alec Henry
Alec Henry

The amount of ads is ridiculous

2 ай мурун
a girl is no one
a girl is no one

HOLY FUCKING ADS. GTFO

2 ай мурун
a girl is no one
a girl is no one

I'm 31 still a virgin. Walled off. Sucks. Had opportunities but dont regret not taking them!

2 ай мурун
Trent Brungard
Trent Brungard

Im like 666

2 ай мурун
James Von Lintel
James Von Lintel

55:52:20

2 ай мурун
Kai Gurholt
Kai Gurholt

That good looking chappy talking about pleasuring her holes 🤣

2 ай мурун
Kai Gurholt
Kai Gurholt

If she doesn’t want the entire billion, I’ve got some student loans I’d be glad to have help with lol

2 ай мурун
Kai Gurholt
Kai Gurholt

“I can become red for a few days” 😂

2 ай мурун
Anita Dunn
Anita Dunn

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3 ай мурун
DENNIS Kousto
DENNIS Kousto

I enjoy Bills voice. It’s bad that I use his soothing vocals to drift off haha

3 ай мурун
b.rose
b.rose

I first listened to his rants because I was bored and ended up unintentionally passed out five minutes into it. Found his podcast and now I’m hooked. You’re totally normal lmao

21 күн мурун
Lord Kittens McTavish
Lord Kittens McTavish

How many fucking ads did you put on this, for fucks sake

3 ай мурун
Ired1rect
Ired1rect

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3 ай мурун
Ben Herbert
Ben Herbert

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3 ай мурун
Ⅎaceᖘalm Theᗯoяld
Ⅎaceᖘalm Theᗯoяld

sounds like she wears the pants in this relationship. & bills too

3 ай мурун
Notsam Cmon man
Notsam Cmon man

Holy fuck with the ads in the beginning

3 ай мурун
Shutterbug Guy
Shutterbug Guy

Nia: “oh you’re not a hunter, you’re more of a gatherer.” Hahaha. Billy definitely married up. She’s awesome

3 ай мурун
Nikhil Clinton Francis
Nikhil Clinton Francis

Hey man do you know which video has the one where the guy writing to Bill was getting manipulated to pay for child support for a child that was not his and had to also deal with the mother-in law?

3 ай мурун
Paul Foster
Paul Foster

Just search bill and nia manipulative mother in law

2 ай мурун
Warren Jones
Warren Jones

Maybe i could fall asleep without a fucking ad in between everything

4 ай мурун
ShindlersFist
ShindlersFist

Whoa advertisements

4 ай мурун
ᏚᎪᎷᏌᎡᎪᏆ ᏟᏌᏟᏌᎷᏴᎬᎡ
ᏚᎪᎷᏌᎡᎪᏆ ᏟᏌᏟᏌᎷᏴᎬᎡ

Wow all it takes to not get addicted to heroin is to have it associated with a mind destroying conflict and watch your friends die around you! Sign me up.

4 ай мурун
Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

Billy, do you have a secret “Key-Making” business in a secret backroom that you want to disclose?!! 😳😳😳😮😮

4 ай мурун
DaPieROManic
DaPieROManic

Thank you for doing this!!

4 ай мурун
Mr. Deano
Mr. Deano

5:30, no bill your wife is not cool, she's a race baiter and an SJW.

4 ай мурун
Ryley Nathan
Ryley Nathan

"Rrrr mAte E!!"

4 ай мурун
Bocaj Idrat
Bocaj Idrat

3:08:00, I have a theory on this, ppl who play/ fallow rugby think it’s a lot tougher than football because of the visual injury’s ppl get when they play rugby, cause you get massive scraps and bruises that look horrendous, but with football, a lot of the time the injuries are internal due to the pads, and the fact that when you get tackled, you’re being hit by a 220 plus pound sac of solid muscle and bone throwing themselves at you with all their might as you get dead stopped and get whiplash and brain damage, and then get back up and run the next play like nothing happened. Just cause the injuries arnt noticeable to the naked eye it’s suddenly not that big a deal.

4 ай мурун
sizzle tits
sizzle tits

I swear to God, if it wasn't for Bill, I wouldn't be here. Thanks billiam

4 ай мурун
MrZamo99
MrZamo99

I swear to bill, if it wasn’t for God, I wouldn’t be here. Thank God..

4 ай мурун
sizzle tits
sizzle tits

@FIGHT CLUB alright, im on it

4 ай мурун
FIGHT CLUB
FIGHT CLUB

Dude go get real help

4 ай мурун
Troy Turner
Troy Turner

The wisdom of bill burr it's real

4 ай мурун
Jason Steve
Jason Steve

I’ve never laughed harder until that yoko Lennon

4 ай мурун
BigDaddyCool42
BigDaddyCool42

Girls at a bachelor party would be fun. As long as none are married or about to be married.

4 ай мурун
BigDaddyCool42
BigDaddyCool42

I would never have my fiancé at my bachelor party. But if I had a friend who was a girl....sure. Why not.

4 ай мурун
BigDaddyCool42
BigDaddyCool42

3 hours 17 minutes in. Stuff did happen to Jesus. He was a real person and was crucified. But it’s up to you if believe he was son of god.

4 ай мурун
Dr.Tevvy Beats
Dr.Tevvy Beats

Why ads on a 4 hour long vid, now I have to wake up outta my sleep just to skip them, cut down on them if yah can please..

4 ай мурун
Cabrera1027
Cabrera1027

Skip to the last few seconds, when video stops, hit the replay button, no more ads

2 ай мурун
Ashy
Ashy

Ikr

3 ай мурун
Harrison Law
Harrison Law

Download YouTube vanced, no ads and background play

4 ай мурун
Liza Posson
Liza Posson

My brothers and nephews tore up a $900 couch in 1982. Dad was so proud to pay for it. Then 6 boy toddlers tore down the investment.. My dad was sob mad that he started lining up his boys...he said my nephews were slso involved in the incident...and if you dont want your child being beat the same as mine....make them mind or come down here and get the truth

4 ай мурун
Liza Posson
Liza Posson

My dad was so frustrated he was going to start belting

4 ай мурун
Laughing Achilles
Laughing Achilles

55:00 - That guy should consider if the redhead was the person who broke into his apartment or if his girlfriend did it to blame and punish the redhead.

4 ай мурун
Damon Akeem
Damon Akeem

Words to live by... Putting your d*** in something is like putting Cereal back in the cabinet, you don't think about it. Higher Learning.

4 ай мурун
ginger soulles one
ginger soulles one

I've bang a few women in front of there husbands, most of the men cried, and the wives just yelled at them to get out. First time it happend I had to stop because I felt bad for the husband.

4 ай мурун
Al
Al

4:19:30 "this broad is driving me crazy I GOT THE LAYDEES ALL OVER ME", hahaha

5 ай мурун
Maria Perna
Maria Perna

LA suckssss

5 ай мурун
Allen Truong
Allen Truong

“She wants a little “Rotisserie” action”..........Baaaaston Maaaaaahhhhhkit”.................................🤣🤣🤣................🤣🤣🤣.....😳😳😳

5 ай мурун
a girl is no one
a girl is no one

Fkng copy

2 ай мурун
Suga G fan page
Suga G fan page

Great video Bill, love your content

5 ай мурун
Andy Armer
Andy Armer

love the long format!!

5 ай мурун
Andy Armer
Andy Armer

OK i cant believe this exists. i have premium so its ad free if that makes a diff. smooth as butter. Is this HEAVILY compressed? ( in an effort to enhance the 'fall asleep' aspect perhaps?) #takeaknee

5 ай мурун
AVIT ERDIT
AVIT ERDIT

Anyone else just skip forward one hour? What did I miss hahaha?

5 ай мурун
LuXx44
LuXx44

Ol Billy that's a god damn lot of commercials Burr

5 ай мурун
myklmusic
myklmusic

Virgin? What the hell is that ?

5 ай мурун
custom PC indy
custom PC indy

this is amazing. i dont think its all 100% right bc ppl are different but theres alot of insight here

5 ай мурун
RTTIOTG
RTTIOTG

I’ve never laughed harder until that yoko Lennon

5 ай мурун
Jason Steve
Jason Steve

Ol Billy that's a god damn lot of commercials Burr

4 ай мурун
Stephen Botto
Stephen Botto

I dont know if bill looks at the comments I want him to watch...Jonathan pie, equal pay. Very eye opening.

6 ай мурун
Justin Williams
Justin Williams

this is a fan page

5 ай мурун
Stephen Botto
Stephen Botto

Interesting fact. There is no pay difference between men and woman. There is a life time earnings difference, but that's because most woman have children. If a man and a woman are working in the same place doing the same job then their pay will be equal. I'm only talking about england/Europe.

6 ай мурун
Gazey cover songs
Gazey cover songs

4:18:54 another fart 😂

6 ай мурун
Darth Papi
Darth Papi

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa😂😂😂😂

4 ай мурун
Micheal112x
Micheal112x

He even sounds like he’s trying not to laugh after it too 😂

4 ай мурун
Anthonnette E. Ukoh
Anthonnette E. Ukoh

No boyfriend since birth coz maybe she never been in serious relationship ,... Maybe she has so many boys on her list But not a boyfriend Maybe she can call a boyfriend for a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP is meaningful for her

6 ай мурун
barry bathingsuit
barry bathingsuit

...and another commercial... *OOOooooh Jeeeeeesuuuuusssss*

6 ай мурун
NolanEP
NolanEP

That redhead story... That girl totally knew who that guy was. I mean seriously, she just happens to be his girlfriend's friend's roommate? C'mon. No way she didn't know.

6 ай мурун
coldsake07
coldsake07

Obvious setup, the girl probably wanted a reason to break it off and then abuse a man.

4 ай мурун
jeffrey pearce
jeffrey pearce

16:40-19:40 is facts man. Time tested. Keyboard warriors take your best shot

6 ай мурун
Andy Armer
Andy Armer

word

5 ай мурун
John Bordwine
John Bordwine

All the more reason to not subscribe. You're just not as funny as you were in the past.

6 ай мурун
Andrew Newton
Andrew Newton

@Latoya Fulford how do you know he is cancer free

4 ай мурун
Latoya Fulford
Latoya Fulford

@Andrew Newton not true

4 ай мурун
Andrew Newton
Andrew Newton

@Andy Armer yeah man

5 ай мурун
Andy Armer
Andy Armer

@Andrew Newton serious?

5 ай мурун
Petite Cossette
Petite Cossette

Haha and he's still making millions more than you ever will in your life.

5 ай мурун
Taylor Roos
Taylor Roos

37:42 Yes this has the lady gaga bit on it. Honestly I fucking love how bills brain works and this is one of my favorite examples of it. "I'm gaga for Gaga"

6 ай мурун
Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

“She wants a little “Rotisserie” action”..........Baaaaston Maaaaaahhhhhkit”.................................🤣🤣🤣................🤣🤣🤣.....😳😳😳

6 ай мурун
JOrdan Honeycutt
JOrdan Honeycutt

Lmao 😂😂

4 ай мурун
Kcycle 1
Kcycle 1

This is Gold.

6 ай мурун
Jake Pagano
Jake Pagano

So are we not going to talk about the fart at 5:48. 😆

6 ай мурун
potatosupremacy
potatosupremacy

another one at about 8

24 күн мурун
MrZamo99
MrZamo99

You are sharp as a razor 😂😂😂

4 ай мурун
Max leigh grace 88
Max leigh grace 88

We shouldn’t squeak about those things

5 ай мурун
Kip Holder
Kip Holder

The oil man voice had me fucking dead

6 ай мурун
Takedownccp
Takedownccp

Great channel

6 ай мурун
Jon H
Jon H

Live in the moment FFS, she's not forty year old virgin. She's 21 and no miles, fuck me pal you hit the jackpot. Ride this out ! Literally!!! 🎧 listening further Bill... I wish I had heard all of this like 12 years ago almost to the date. I love my mother in-law from the bottom of my heart I really do. However 12 years and a few months ago, after having my now oldest daughter, my mother in-law used to ask me on the daily when I was going to marry her daughter... Until one day I put money on credit I didn't have to purpose to her daughter. One more daughter of our own, a decade, and a year long separation over some shit I'll discuss another time, here I am wishing I'd have heard this podcast, and have told my current wife I wanted a prenup, cause who the fuck knows!😂😂🤣. Have to write this comment in stages Bill, this 26 year old boy has plenty of time, and no tie downs (children) with this chick. Hutterites leave the colony all the time. This guy knows a different (free) lifestyle and as old and shitty as this sounds "there are plenty of fish in the sea"

6 ай мурун
1995yuda
1995yuda

This is so fucking good. I get that Black Philip feeling listening to this. Burr is almost as funny and sharp as Patrice Oneal was and I'm so happy Bill is with us in these crazy ass times we live in, this dude saves my soul with his words. Love your guts, Bill, thanks for keeping it real !!

8 ай мурун
1995yuda
1995yuda

@Bill Burr Advice DONE !

8 ай мурун
Bill Burr Advice
Bill Burr Advice

Thanks dude. They'll be more long videos coming soon so don't forget to subscribe :)

8 ай мурун

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