Compilation Of Greatness Bill Burr | 2 Hours

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David McCoy
David McCoy

No more Bill Burr...what an ASS!

10 саат мурун
charlidog2
charlidog2

27:20 Time, money, and/or patience, they all cost something.

14 саат мурун
blunts and bullets
blunts and bullets

Bankers aka the happy merchant

Күн мурун
Darius Anderson
Darius Anderson

boss in utah has a class where you hunt & prepare animals in the wild for survival

2 күн мурун
Raj M
Raj M

We seek laughter when we are happy and when we are sad

3 күн мурун
Tydeus
Tydeus

poor guy around 56:00 can't even get a word in lol

7 күн мурун
fenderstratguy
fenderstratguy

15:00. Madison WI jump around

7 күн мурун
Bill Burr Comedy
Bill Burr Comedy

I only wish this was longer!

7 күн мурун
Travis OWENS
Travis OWENS

Thank you Bill for sharing your opinions. I freaking love how you say it like it is and anyone who doesn't like it can go f themselves. That's how more of the world should be. I personally am repulsed by the politically correct bullshit. Everyone is so freaking afraid of the truth!

8 күн мурун
A.
A.

Love ya Billy

8 күн мурун
Gottuso Matth
Gottuso Matth

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9 күн мурун
Anita Dunn
Anita Dunn

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10 күн мурун
CAMMO 117
CAMMO 117

13:05 “What it is Mf” hahahaha

10 күн мурун
Mini Grande
Mini Grande

The letter@20.00 ish.its called a career .you could hear Bill wasupset about it by trying (with humor)to answer...Bill you are building a following a career . continue the good work

11 күн мурун
BCshooterFMJ PRIME
BCshooterFMJ PRIME

48:20 volume kids out there that stuff doesn't make you MacGyver just makes you a man

11 күн мурун
JollyBoyJoe
JollyBoyJoe

Depends on the prison but yea you can get internet access

12 күн мурун
Damir Antolin
Damir Antolin

people that are blind to fact, that Bill is all heart, are not paying attencion. i am from Slovenia and sadlly, i found out about a guy name Bill Burr few month ago and was blown away. the best way i can describe Bill as i see it-he is miles davis of comedy. genius aproach that he has thords art form. especially story, how he got a dog, because that is my story-almost identical. it is nice to see that people today actually have someone like Bill. so i guess there is something of the value on this thing called internet. old grumpy guy signing off.

12 күн мурун
Tom Barrett
Tom Barrett

Lol, I understand if start breaking windows! Well they broke some widows.

13 күн мурун
Brenda
Brenda

1:31:00 The woman who was celibate for two years called herself slutty for hooking up with some dude and Bill saying she wasn’t, in the sincerest way, is the most wholesome thing ever 🥺 Be (Bill Burr) Best

13 күн мурун
gustavo avalos
gustavo avalos

He tripped and died.

15 күн мурун
vicky dempster
vicky dempster

That complaining guy was a real pussy. He needs to get a life.

16 күн мурун
Charlie Haddad
Charlie Haddad

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16 күн мурун
Charlie Haddad
Charlie Haddad

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17 күн мурун
Kerry tody
Kerry tody

My family butcher looked like Bill spot on

18 күн мурун
Matthew Lee Van Hoose
Matthew Lee Van Hoose

Shit....another video of his rambling. Just sau whatever writers told you would be funny and stop this talking talking talking bs. No one cares. I imagine this video has the same stays as the rest. Tons of "views" with no comments. I'm helping you here.

18 күн мурун
Christi Dalitz
Christi Dalitz

Bill I fucking love you... yes i'm a girl but i am so happy to have seen you live in san jose can't wait to see ya again

19 күн мурун
Lindseyland, LLC
Lindseyland, LLC

Folsom** field. 😎

19 күн мурун
Eric Nelson
Eric Nelson

Not all people will do anything for money!! I will do anything for my daughter!!!!!!! Otherwise fuck off!! I do not want nor do I like the meaning of money!! I am just fine with my 2 bedroom apartment

21 күн мурун
pen gudd
pen gudd

As Douglas Adams said "anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job"

23 күн мурун
Alice Ayres
Alice Ayres

"The President only makes 400 grand a year".....ummm no, just Bill you said about the "kickbacks", whoever is elected will be set for life financially. They should be banned from profiting from being President and have their salary raised. They obviously make MILLIONS upon millions after they get elected.

23 күн мурун
skyZZo
skyZZo

In Romania the Government used football ( or soccer as you insist on calling it ) ultras to justify dispersing protests by force. Government agents instructed them to infiltrate the peaceful crowd and start fights with the Gendarmerie and voila...

23 күн мурун
Brian Ferreira
Brian Ferreira

28:10 Your welcome

24 күн мурун
forgotten Ones
forgotten Ones

Him and nia are angels

24 күн мурун
Enrique Cubides
Enrique Cubides

59:05

27 күн мурун
Mini Grande
Mini Grande

Bill Blur is fantastic on the podcast platform. Because there is no rehearsed show .he is such a natural comedian.He can just talk on anythink unplanned and he is so funny has a great senae of humor. Probarly my favourite comedian

28 күн мурун
Mini Grande
Mini Grande

Whwn Tony Blair started his term as prine minister of The UK he was worth arouns 2 million .a few years after his term ended his property portfolio is upwards of 125 million.

28 күн мурун
Gregory Hunter
Gregory Hunter

I remember the first time I watched one of your specials. I listened and was stunned because I had literally said the exact same things about women and racism. Nice to know I was not the only person. Also married to a beautiful, smart, black woman. Has taught me colour is mostly immaterial. All women make you crazy.

Ай мурун
philip njeru
philip njeru

U

Ай мурун
J Shawn Paul
J Shawn Paul

I absolutely love southern cooking and also African American women, oh yeah. Most definitely I want one too Mary. We are going to have the most beautiful kids ever. My big blue eyes and ..... gotta go my girl iscoming well...

Ай мурун
stop UFO fakes
stop UFO fakes

Ok....

4 күн мурун
the ES-335
the ES-335

I think Burr is wrong about the Pete Rose thing in that as far as I know he never voted for his teams, the Reds, to lose. Only to win that I've heard so that's a good bit different than betting and then throwing the game.

Ай мурун
TerroristNeutralizer
TerroristNeutralizer

You know I really don't consider comedians some sort of new age philosophers, But Bill Burr's take on Politics is dead on genius.

Ай мурун
Lurlene Parkerson
Lurlene Parkerson

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Ай мурун
Jake Stewart
Jake Stewart

I know this doesn't have anything to do with the video, but I would like to share these questions and this message with as many people as possible. 1. What do you think happens to someone after they die? 2. Do you think there is an afterlife? 3. If heaven exists, how do you get there? 4. Do you think you are good enough to get into heaven? I'm definitely not good enough to get into heaven. Here are a few questions to test your goodness: 1. How many lies have you told in your whole life? 2. Have you ever stolen? 3. Have you ever used God's name in vain? 4. Jesus said that "whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart" (Matthew 5:28). Have you ever looked with lust? 5. If you have broken any of these commandments, would you be innocent or guilty on Judgment Day? 6. Would you go to Heaven or Hell? The Bible says that "all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone" (Revelation 21:8) and "Those who indulge in sexual sin, or who worship idols, or commit adultery, or are male prostitutes, or practice homosexuality, or are thieves, or greedy people, or drunkards, or are abusive, or cheat people — none of these will inherit the Kingdom of God" (1 Corinthians 6:9-10). So, if you are guilty of any of the ten commandments, then you are in trouble when Judgment Day comes! Do you know what God did for guilty sinners so that we wouldn't have to go to Hell? 2,000 years ago, God became a human being, Jesus of Nazareth, who suffered and died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day, defeating death. The punishment that we deserve for breaking God's law, Jesus took in our place. He paid the fine that we could never pay so that God can legally set us free by forgiving our sins. He is just, by punishing evil through Jesus' death on the cross, while being rich in mercy towards us. What you have to do is repent, or turn toward God, and believe in Jesus Christ. Don't trust your own goodness, because, as Jesus said, "No one is good — except God alone" (Mark 10:18). Trust alone in the savior. The moment you do that, God will forgive every sin you have ever committed and grant you eternal life, and He will give you a new heart with new desires, so that you will love to do what is right. You will be born again. But you must repent and trust in Jesus. When are you going to do that? Here is a short Christian movie on this subject and depression: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcqxzXMRGoc

Ай мурун
XIII XIII
XIII XIII

Do you also believe in unicorns and bigfoot you fool?

18 күн мурун
nut meg
nut meg

boring sh1t

Ай мурун
John Koldan
John Koldan

First bit was terrible! They tear gas when a protest becomes a riot. The problem is the news shows when the protestors are left in the gas but the rioters have ran away.

Ай мурун
Chuck Reed
Chuck Reed

I'll hire you to unload trucks in my shop. And if you keep ranting I'll make you a top paid employee.

Ай мурун
Cville Merton
Cville Merton

Good God, painful. But he's funny now.

Ай мурун
john doe
john doe

why ya going to Minneapolis Bill?

Ай мурун
AKAFIZZLE
AKAFIZZLE

God damn, when he moves away from the mic mid sentence>>>>>

Ай мурун
Nay
Nay

i put a purity ring each time im done havin sex with a new chick to purify myself. It works a very well : When the next one sees it shes all "u so pure n' shit babe" Those christians are geniuses, i couldnt believe such a small item could purify such a dirty boy like me, but there we are!

Ай мурун
Ferrell Wright
Ferrell Wright

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Ай мурун
redscarecomixx
redscarecomixx

Bill: He likes black guys and gingers! Nia (legendary): Me too!

Ай мурун
John Oldroyd
John Oldroyd

God that email about how Bill will just read from a 20 year old listener who's confused about his girlfriend's sexuality is so great

Ай мурун
Ker Loz
Ker Loz

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Ай мурун
stop UFO fakes
stop UFO fakes

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4 күн мурун
Bryce Fields
Bryce Fields

I love when people try to get Bill mad but he just doesn’t give a fuck and laughs. Go fuck ya self

Ай мурун
Sam McCrory
Sam McCrory

Given that she's dating an atheist, she can't be a Christian fundamentalist... She may be a low-tier "christian" but not a fundamentalist.

2 ай мурун
jack Watson epic
jack Watson epic

I could listen to these all night I think it's great when bills wife is in the background talking as well

2 ай мурун
N sane
N sane

Bill often confuses being smart with being inteligent. You have a genious mind Bill you don't need knowledge in quantities in fact that woulda screw your whole vibe and resonance preventing you from being the fury of nature you are being the real you, a true genuine person, what we all fell in love with. This is gonna sound reallly weird but i don't think a day goes by without me listening or watching at least several of your bits through out my day.

2 ай мурун
Love Dove
Love Dove

He's drinking to much protein drink makes your mouth dry

2 ай мурун
Ville Metsola
Ville Metsola

Southern Comfort rules!

2 ай мурун
Bishop Hawk
Bishop Hawk

The funny thing is is she don't like him she likes his position guaranteed he gets fired her or one of her friends takes his position in the job theater

2 ай мурун
Pass Kall
Pass Kall

What a great compilation 😂

2 ай мурун
The Stuff of Legend Daniel Loera
The Stuff of Legend Daniel Loera

Refugees in Turkey love bill burrs podcast because they also cannot read english

2 ай мурун
ejjk ejjejej
ejjk ejjejej

God bless everyone.,.

2 ай мурун
Ben Herbert
Ben Herbert

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2 ай мурун
Ben Herbert
Ben Herbert

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2 ай мурун
noah way
noah way

53:56 8 need 10 hours version old this pls

2 ай мурун
Chris C.C
Chris C.C

You and your wife make a great couple... I never seen two people meant to be with each other more than you guys. There's no better example of she being your better half. I love and enjoy your videos especially when she's on them. Keep up what you're doing... it truly makes my day

2 ай мурун
Kentucky Fried Children
Kentucky Fried Children

I don't know what Bill is talking about, but goddamn would I listen to him all day

2 ай мурун
Ronald Gideon
Ronald Gideon

Hahahaaa! Fucking hilarious billiam burr!

2 ай мурун
John Wojtasinski
John Wojtasinski

i don't pray do joe Pesci. i pray to bill burr

2 ай мурун
erez shahrur
erez shahrur

56:58 awesome

3 ай мурун
REDBEAR1236
REDBEAR1236

Damnn

3 ай мурун
Sanders Ali
Sanders Ali

Bills wife reminds of his joke of Michelle Obama nobody cares what you think lady shut up

3 ай мурун
Buck Fuddy
Buck Fuddy

She also reminds me of the same type of women that Bill used to despise

2 ай мурун
Buck Fuddy
Buck Fuddy

I have to agree with ya,OP!! She is quite annoying!!

2 ай мурун
Ricky Parker
Ricky Parker

She's a fan favorite though lol

2 ай мурун
damon burton
damon burton

1:06:45

3 ай мурун
cahillgreg
cahillgreg

13:28 curious to think that Bill didn't know of Dylan Moran then

3 ай мурун
realitynowassigned
realitynowassigned

"how come you can't protest without getting tear gas shot at ya" Cause you're not white probably bill

3 ай мурун
Steven Chou
Steven Chou

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3 ай мурун
Brian Cannon
Brian Cannon

U will never hear celebs say 911 was an inside job no matter how they feel

3 ай мурун
Brian Cannon
Brian Cannon

@Buck Fuddy same with covid. U wont hear the truth from celebs Government n movies are 2 sides of the same coin

2 ай мурун
Buck Fuddy
Buck Fuddy

Joe Rogan is a prime example..he USED TO question sh!t like that..not anymore!! It’s a a shame really..but I can’t blame him

2 ай мурун
Jon W
Jon W

Dude 53:48 I fuckin' lost it with the sound effects 😂🤣

3 ай мурун
Thunder Stud
Thunder Stud

Why you going to Minneapolis Bill?

3 ай мурун
N sane
N sane

xD dude dying, almost forgot about it

2 ай мурун
Berg Katse
Berg Katse

OhJesus!

3 ай мурун
Jessica Marie
Jessica Marie

22:57 “Fuck you when you’re picking out apples.” LMFAOOOOOO

3 ай мурун
charlidog2
charlidog2

That scenario about power breaking the widows to justify abusing people is spot on.

3 ай мурун
Cody Conner
Cody Conner

For real 😧 I was like what the fuck he hit the nail on the head! They did do that all over

16 саат мурун
Brian Cannon
Brian Cannon

All my girls liked.it when i kept ir harry. And i also like hair

3 ай мурун
Brian Cannon
Brian Cannon

35:57. " you kids need to go outside" wow that brought back craaazy memories.

3 ай мурун
Brian Cannon
Brian Cannon

Wheres ur text i wanted to read it.

2 ай мурун
Brian Cannon
Brian Cannon

@N sane i have no idea whay ur talking about

2 ай мурун
N sane
N sane

@Brian Cannon apologies

2 ай мурун
Brian Cannon
Brian Cannon

@N sane dude get ur own

2 ай мурун
Kevin Fitts
Kevin Fitts

I died when she said “me too”. Lmmfao

3 ай мурун
Ka Gg
Ka Gg

What cracks me up is 80% of bills advice is the same. Rub one out before... Go to the gym and get in shape...

3 ай мурун
Willieam S Sandren
Willieam S Sandren

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3 ай мурун
Mark Venicio
Mark Venicio

Hey when you say god u know that's an expression u need to realize that correct 🤪

3 ай мурун
Dean Pesaturo
Dean Pesaturo

Dear Bill Burnt beyond recognition. Just wanted to let you know that I have been listening to you ever since Denis Leary the joke thief himself introduced ya at Cam Neely’s annual comics come home gigs’ in 2002-03, literally falling off the couch when you ad libbed grabbing the mike stand during a bit on how malnourished the Ethiopian kids are whilst Sally Struthers devoured all of their yodels and shite! I don’t view your act as racist but instead realist. People are basically idjits (sic) when they mistake comedy about tragedy envisioning instead a political soap box whereas far too dumb to see it all for what it is. An act!? I’m a native Boston blue blood who’d been lucky enough to start playing music with the gee-tar much like you have with a drum set (‘by the way you’re pretty decent!) So Bill: just curious how often You get back to Canton,MA? My favourite stand up was 100% Dave Atell, Jimmy Carr the top honor at the end of the day has to go to you for the simple reason that you’re fucking hilarious and you’re doing material off the top of your head that most need to take liner notes:’Comedy For Dummies” or some such cliff notes. Yeah that’s what I’m talking about, it’s always come easy for me as far as playing by ear and starting at an early age, I got a Bob Newhart sense of humour and a dry wit but I’m still too self conscious to get my arse up there and do what you do. Keep killing it Mr.B. Hello there to the lovely Nia! You most fortunate red-headed bastard, Ya!! xoxo Dean J. Pesaturo 12/27/2020 Great success in the New Years to come PS: fuck the bankers association! Very truly grateful for your help with getting thru- another day. Seriously now! ❤️😎👌

3 ай мурун
Pyrex Jones
Pyrex Jones

Nia is really Hilarious

3 ай мурун
τhεShiττyShoω
τhεShiττyShoω

51:56 I really shouldn't laugh at that 😆 but couldn't help thinking of Norm MacDonald saying "laid down on top of her" 😂

3 ай мурун
Daz Leb
Daz Leb

At the start, the rant is by Dylan Ratigan I think. Easy to find on YouTube.

3 ай мурун
hawk james
hawk james

too funny and interesting to try to fall asleep to

3 ай мурун
Jaap Papi
Jaap Papi

Took me 2 hours to come to this conclusion

2 ай мурун
Willieam S Sandren
Willieam S Sandren

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3 ай мурун
Ryan Santos
Ryan Santos

Bang on target with the protest bit.

3 ай мурун
Willieam S Sandren
Willieam S Sandren

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3 ай мурун
softbatch!
softbatch!

3:20 Nia had me dying! I love them.

3 ай мурун
A B
A B

Hey Bill...do yr own thing and keep the wife out of it. Used to love yr stuff until she started piping up!

3 ай мурун
N sane
N sane

:D yeah these comedians wife's really started chiming into the picture, leaning into the frame lately dont you think :D I'm sorry lady but i wanna hear it from the comedian in this moment :D xD

2 ай мурун
Adrian Ochoa
Adrian Ochoa

I wish I could like this man's shit twice

3 ай мурун

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