Compilation Bill Burr Advice 2016

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Tonyklick
Tonyklick

1:23:52 first time someone called him Billdo :o Nowadays he just says "yeah, heard it already"

16 саат мурун
Arnulfo Perez
Arnulfo Perez

My guy goes too into detail he pictures every detail from that D flapping around

Күн мурун
Shauna Smitz
Shauna Smitz

Bill I’m female 39 and I would do nothing but move on and keep that experience as an important lesson LEARNED I’m sure there were signs at some point (my opinion) and do my best to avoid a repeat situation and as for him... It’s not my responsibility to cut Karma’s grass! That’s his and Karma’s business and is 100% at all times best to leave in Karma’s hands. I know better than to mess with Karma and they maybe will learn one day too still not my problem at that point as well. Your AWESOME BTW and look forward always to seeing anything you do CHEERS.! Take care!

3 күн мурун
TexasGreenTea
TexasGreenTea

OMG, Q'Anon in its infancy. Such a simpler time.

5 күн мурун
Clyde Alvarez
Clyde Alvarez

Bill you make more sense than 80% of the people I've known. That may not be a good thing about me. But so many think they've got something smart to say they sound like complete morons. OR they think we are the morons. I dig your words. Good Stuff! Don't ever stop.

8 күн мурун
Ray Bugnosen
Ray Bugnosen

jus b be on om i f

9 күн мурун
Luke O'Quinn
Luke O'Quinn

28:25

10 күн мурун
Luke O'Quinn
Luke O'Quinn

1:35:00

9 күн мурун
thao Nguyen
thao Nguyen

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10 күн мурун
Brandon Reptilian Class IIB
Brandon Reptilian Class IIB

Take some govt grade LSD. You will find your answers.

10 күн мурун
Brandon Reptilian Class IIB
Brandon Reptilian Class IIB

SAAAAGE

10 күн мурун
Caleb Crowell
Caleb Crowell

The hot Christian bitch that doesn't want to date bc dude wasn't Christian and the Bible says not to. Doesn't the Bible also say not to have pre-marital sex?

13 күн мурун
Robert Aguado
Robert Aguado

Already is spelled with 1L dumbass

13 күн мурун
Rammbock
Rammbock

When Bill still had his balls...

16 күн мурун
Oni Blessing
Oni Blessing

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17 күн мурун
Mackin Cheez
Mackin Cheez

I kinda needed that you jerk. I’ve quit for awhile but I’m like rocky and still trucking and hoping to turn it around. But your right. I should have never quit but hopefully it’s never too late. I’m 41. Oh yeah but go fuck yourself. Lol

17 күн мурун
Bonez
Bonez

1:13:00 9 months ago, I discovered Bill Burr’s podcast. Now, I’m back on this video & CRYING @ this story 😂😂😂😭

18 күн мурун
Michelle Risbeck
Michelle Risbeck

I asked my boss what he was doing and he said he was listening to this. I've never laughed so much in my life. What an amazing insight into men and their way of thinking (not all men but educational to say the least)

18 күн мурун
D W
D W

Yes! There’s one girl just like you in Michigan. My exe/ bestie

Күн мурун
Marin Nabielec
Marin Nabielec

I?]]

13 күн мурун
gustavo avalos
gustavo avalos

I buy gold and silver bullion, only keep enough on card for expenses. I don't trust banks. 👍

18 күн мурун
Henrik
Henrik

51:04 to skip the left ear part 1:03:21 and again

20 күн мурун
Lan Di
Lan Di

This is great!

20 күн мурун
Andrew
Andrew

This guy is REALLY off on bankers, greed, and the role of the government in the matter

24 күн мурун
yuoma
yuoma

That Doritos analogy tho

25 күн мурун
Will Ward
Will Ward

1:09:30 Listened to this at 3am and woke up my family laughing. Love it.

26 күн мурун
raymond dorry
raymond dorry

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26 күн мурун
Bruce D
Bruce D

Go watch on the bill burr YouTube channel instead of this random channel stealing views

28 күн мурун
Bat Man
Bat Man

the guy at 26:00 is a white supremacist . The thing Odem or is there version of a 'god'

28 күн мурун
Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

The word is pronounced 'ign-ri-har' and it basically means the honored dead of Valhalla. Or heroes who have died gloriously on the battlefield and then are chosen by the valkyrie to reside with Odin in his Hall. Where they party all night and then go out to the fields and practice their battle drills dying everyday only to wake up at the end of the day and go back to Odin's Hall where they rinse repeat for all eternity until the end of days at Ragnarok when the honored dead will join with Odin and the rest of the good gods in attempting to defeat Loki and his monstrous offspring. Don't worry about the pronunciation though, the word is so old that hardly anybody gets it right cuz nobody knows how it was originally spoken. Generally though, in our modern age, it is as I have stated. By the way, I really appreciate your comedy and all that you do keep it up.

29 күн мурун
Carlos Pakiu
Carlos Pakiu

1:54:09 i hate when Bill says he is stupid. He is literally a fucking creative genius

Ай мурун
jimmy Smith
jimmy Smith

yeah bein humble is part of his genius

3 күн мурун
TheVulcanJedi
TheVulcanJedi

Fan: Bill, I really like her, but I found out she has a c*ck. I’m conflicted. What do I do? Bill: I’d sit on this one. Me: BWAHAHA

Ай мурун
My Signin
My Signin

Remember when it was actually a good idea to put your money in the bank? They would actually pay you interest for the privilege of getting to use "your" money to make investments and such with. Frig, you would even hear the occasional story of a "forgotten account" that had built up to a nice little chuck of coin. Nowadays if you forget about your account the user-fees will have it eaten up so fast, you might very well end up with a bill. They have gotten their tentacles so far into the system it is next to impossible to avoid them. Do you even see an actual paycheck anymore? Everything is direct deposit, all computers, no people involved, nobody to pay a salary to but for some reason this warrants more of your money for them. Now wait for when they get everything electric. It is the same business model. Think your hydro bill is big now? Wait until the balance of the oil revenue for the government starts to really show some losses due to the pushed conversion. They will be coming after the hydro bill to make up the difference.

Ай мурун
Larry isn't my name, but you can call me that
Larry isn't my name, but you can call me that

I am the 1000th comment! Wooooooooooo!!!!!

Ай мурун
Ferrell Wright
Ferrell Wright

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Ай мурун
Kevlar Canuck
Kevlar Canuck

That'd be the goat.

Ай мурун
Fabian Sanchez
Fabian Sanchez

Maybe the G or H

Ай мурун
John Montoya
John Montoya

I love my wife to death...spend most of my time with her.....when it comes to my art....music and writing, performing, she is not welcomed and she respects that. Love Bill, but fuuuuuck, keep Nia out of it. She is not funny...annoying as fuck. She is the Yoko Ono of comedy. Thanks for your comedy. I live it and love it.

Ай мурун
Robbie Hart
Robbie Hart

I feel like this person has never met a christian family. their kids arent moping around all day going through an existential crisis or living in fear because they think hell exists.

Ай мурун
Sgt Cheater
Sgt Cheater

Pandora"s "box" ha!

Ай мурун
z H
z H

Damn I listened to this ALL in one go. Lol I wasn't expecting that at all. Love Bill and his advice

Ай мурун
Macabre
Macabre

1:09:20 Goddamnit Bill, I love you. This shit was hilarious.

Ай мурун
Varun A
Varun A

I've seen, met and been around funny people. Trust me. But Bill Burr is just another breed :) Everything that escapes this man's mouth is pure gold !

Ай мурун
Andris Kovalevskis
Andris Kovalevskis

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2 ай мурун
Andris Kovalevskis
Andris Kovalevskis

Pp0

2 ай мурун
Gfors85
Gfors85

bitch complaining about the hitting women joke shouldnt be allowed to vote. Bill says like 3 times, "nah you should never hit your girl". But he makes like these REASONS why you would want to hit YOUR PARTNER ( in the special a women shouts the she is thinking about hitting her partner "EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!" ) and that saying that there are no reason to hit a women is bullshit. Bill is just picking the situation apart, why cant you look at the reasons why you want to hit? doesnt mean you are GOING to hit. But ofcourse what I assume is a Karen has to bring it up, Poor Bill :(

2 ай мурун
Burpo Stockings
Burpo Stockings

Transexuals lol. Hey honey, you got some set of balls xD

2 ай мурун
Pass Kall
Pass Kall

No homo, but burr looks better bald

2 ай мурун
why?
why?

copper top. hilarious

2 ай мурун
Rude Anime villain
Rude Anime villain

There is an excuse or reason to hot women but you cant expect a woman to see that

2 ай мурун
Pamela Lawrence
Pamela Lawrence

Valhalla is where the vikings want to go when they pass on.

2 ай мурун
Pamela Lawrence
Pamela Lawrence

I will pray for you whether you want me to or not.

2 ай мурун
Made for Man Caves
Made for Man Caves

"Something horrible happened to her and you are taking advantage of it..." How can a comedian on the world stage be so naive about the world or is this just lip service?

2 ай мурун
Jayce Guertin
Jayce Guertin

I love B rn t b the pick me up

2 ай мурун
angela brown
angela brown

It's ok to judge bad parents

2 ай мурун
angela brown
angela brown

Brittany is actuall y around 35

2 ай мурун
Ben Herbert
Ben Herbert

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2 ай мурун
Ko Blake
Ko Blake

I sware bill burr is my spirit animal. We literally have the same views on life. Everything he says I agree with. Its crazy how similar I am to him

2 ай мурун
Joey
Joey

That means you’re cool af, give yourself some self appreciation today.

20 күн мурун
Evan Butterfield
Evan Butterfield

1:07:58

2 ай мурун
Chris Chittum
Chris Chittum

My hair virtually vanished in my 20s, I am married to an amazing woman who loves me for me, I have no doubt that she wouldn’t prefer a flowing mane, but I have been married for 20 years and had no hair for way over half of it to a beautiful woman who has given me three kids and is still hot. I’m trying to say that my shaved or very short clipped hair is far better than a stupid haircut, and the freedom of not worrying about shampoo or conditioner, haircuts, combing, styling, I recommend it. And there are things besides your hair that women find attractive, a nice cock, decent body, attention to their needs-sexual and beyond-so bail on the hair thing when needed, be free, and keep your cock and liver functioning properly.

2 ай мурун
Ricky Parker
Ricky Parker

*sigh* bill... you may be a transphobe, but your my transphobe. Bill burr is the only reactionary i could ever love.

2 ай мурун
Kentucky Fried Children
Kentucky Fried Children

♫Sexterday, all my troubles seemed so faaar awaaaay♫

2 ай мурун
Ronald Gideon
Ronald Gideon

These prostitutes nowadays billiam are entrepreneurs. No pimps involved like the old days. These ladies are like you said professional Tom Brady's. As such they take care of their bodies workout eat good etc. These are not your typical prostitutes. These professionals are called escorts I have seen plenty in my day working at a fancy hotel near my village as a valet. They did not have terrible lives they are just smart using what they have. Most don't even have to do the sex.

2 ай мурун
MrJohnisthename
MrJohnisthename

When transvestites come up missing do they put their pictures on cartons of Half and Half?

2 ай мурун
Equalizer
Equalizer

Im 25 min into his video and i realize, that he has some weird, appealing and fucked up form of wisdom. The bankera shit got me raging intellectually.

3 ай мурун
EveryDayIsPlayDay
EveryDayIsPlayDay

Got you raging why?

Ай мурун
Fernando Ifill
Fernando Ifill

bill burr maoist arc

3 ай мурун
Ker Loz
Ker Loz

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3 ай мурун
StayEarthly
StayEarthly

What the fuck are you talking about

3 ай мурун
Kronos
Kronos

26:26 Damn, what an actual great advice for that guy. Hope he got things sorted out

3 ай мурун
Stefanie Redfield
Stefanie Redfield

The 'Christian' woman ain't much of a Christian. That guy should get out now. Talk about manipulative. Run, dude.

3 ай мурун
Stefanie Redfield
Stefanie Redfield

Kudos to the father who doesn't want his kids spiritually abused! There are many spiritual paths out there. Good on you, dad.

3 ай мурун
Nick West
Nick West

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3 ай мурун
howard biel
howard biel

How could he say “You opened Pandora’s box” and not finish with “and paid her $500.” El oh el.

3 ай мурун
phil herb0
phil herb0

The accuracy at 1:18:40 is unreal 😂😂😂 i can relate

3 ай мурун
Willieam S Sandren
Willieam S Sandren

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3 ай мурун
Ired1rect
Ired1rect

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3 ай мурун
Kieran Kilpatrick
Kieran Kilpatrick

It is 2:30 am and I just threw up so much junk, it was getting stuck in my throat. Thank you for keeping me company Bill. This sucks

3 ай мурун
Family Vivo
Family Vivo

Hi

3 ай мурун
kidwave1
kidwave1

@ 1:21:00

3 ай мурун
Sivispacem
Sivispacem

“Something horrible happened to H...” mmm not 100% of the time, some may just like the money. Yes probably unhealthy for both, but shouldn’t be illegit for the once that want, or can’t help themselves otherwise. Neighter guys nor girls should get trouble if consenssual of course. What if he’s not that pretty 🤣

3 ай мурун
Ired1rect
Ired1rect

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3 ай мурун
Krispywho
Krispywho

The shit he jokes about is the shit people actually think and don't say. So why get offended when you have all these same thoughts?

3 ай мурун
L Danica
L Danica

I know the spiegels. I used to love in their neighborhood before Versailles, they were friends with my stepdad. My mom went to a Botox party at their house. Their persona on tv is not a put on, they’re interesting people. Their kids too.

3 ай мурун
Devin Mchorse
Devin Mchorse

My thought about not wanting to watch your wife give birth in my head is I feel it'd trigger some underlying anger at the child for hurting my significant other so much.

3 ай мурун
Ant 1
Ant 1

Bruh he KICKED the mouse lmaoooo TWICE i think

3 ай мурун
Vlad the Impaler
Vlad the Impaler

You don’t burn forever in hell! You burn up and the consequence of that is forever!

3 ай мурун
Pondering Imbecile
Pondering Imbecile

Just Incase anyone’s taking his advice on mortgages...he’s wrong about refinancing. Your bank usually doesn’t want you to refi, it’s a competing bank that’s trying to get your business. If the rate is significantly lower it’s the right move.

3 ай мурун
vili toivola
vili toivola

Word, different kinda dude 😄

4 ай мурун
J Shawn Paul
J Shawn Paul

I love you BILL but I don’t think the topics that you are talking about our Foley jokes. I believe what you say is your opinion and view of your joking subjects. But you make them funny and that’s what makes them a joke because you add sarcasm to your bits.. I think people getting offended by a comedian is weak and you’re just one person out of billions and they are wasting their time to write in and say their feelings to you? This just shows how much it hurt that person and it really shouldn’t and people need to learn to smoke weed and chill the fuck out❤️❤️❤️ For All! Please try to enjoy this and don’t write in and scold somebody for their one in 1 billion comment LOL this drives me crazy. All the comments I read all the time on YouTube or whatever a lot of it is positive feedback but there is so much negativity on the Internet and people hiding behind four walls saying the worst of the worst things. If we go back BILL to the 1980s and 1990s these people would so much get ass weapons for these comments made from their big fat mouth. That’s how it was back then but now in this technological life with the Internet, people are able to say every rude commentWithout even having to have met you LOL people bother me big time and that’s why I 90% of the time I am by myself because I hate people

4 ай мурун
Driveway STAR
Driveway STAR

I like your contant references to Goodfellas

4 ай мурун
Al_Capitan
Al_Capitan

I'm listening to the I wanna bang my friends sister.. I think of his standup scene...Fuck it! do it! Do it! Fuck it! Do it! Lol

4 ай мурун
Srikanth Chundayil
Srikanth Chundayil

"Everything's funny till it happens to you" -DC

4 ай мурун
A Nobody
A Nobody

That Kobe one didnt age well

4 ай мурун
Jason Steve
Jason Steve

if someone is already thinking their kid wont be anything but mediocre, maybe they shouldn't be putting together the game plan on how they're going to be raising them

4 ай мурун
larry byrns
larry byrns

Maybe he kept them like a hood ornament funny shit

4 ай мурун
Markus johns
Markus johns

I fell asleep and woke up at like 4-5 in the morning and I was like 1 hour in idek what this is or who this is💀💀

4 ай мурун
CrackheadMagician
CrackheadMagician

38:00 did not age well lol

4 ай мурун
Steven Chou
Steven Chou

"Every other week she takes em to church then on the other weeks you take em in the backyard dig a hole and say well, thats where you end up" 😂😂😂🤣

4 ай мурун
King Tyrin
King Tyrin

Worth the 2 hours and 47 minutes.

4 ай мурун
lena qui
lena qui

Did we get away from the Monster? Having Fun at a Haunted House with Jason Faunt the Red Ranger! #Deadcityhauntedhouse

5 ай мурун
lena qui
lena qui

Bill Burr shouting off mic is hilarious.

5 ай мурун
Elina75 Alice53
Elina75 Alice53

Did we get away from the Monster? Having Fun at a Haunted House with Jason Faunt the Red Ranger! #Deadcityhauntedhouse

5 ай мурун
Roxanne Moser
Roxanne Moser

My uncle had a 2.2 million dollar estate. He had no children. My oldest brother talked him into leaving his estate to him. My brother cashed in, that's true. But my uncle had about $50,000 in cash hidden in his clothes. My brother's wife took all those clothes to Good Will, not checking the pockets. When I asked her, she told me she didn't check the pockets. I laughed my ass off. I prayed someone who needed that money, found it. 🤣

5 ай мурун
Shine On
Shine On

Roxanne, I hope that there is a special place in hell for people like your brother and my two sisters as well! I'm so sorry that you have had to live through that. I had to live through that myself and I know just how deeply that pain can go! I simply "Divorced" my two older sisters and my life has improved greatly because of it too. Keep Smiling Roxanne...

4 ай мурун
hoodsplicer
hoodsplicer

1:09:25😂

5 ай мурун
Dani54pl
Dani54pl

Doors are getting offended by knock-knock jokes!

5 ай мурун
Burpo Stockings
Burpo Stockings

Im just like Bill when it comes to bankers.. Which is why my wife does the banking. When I go into the bank, every other word out of my mouth is, greedy, clutching, and pig.

5 ай мурун
cal turner
cal turner

As a disabled guy, I'm very pro-sex worker. Ive been married and raised a kid. I'm done with the bs. Also, uh some of your haters are insane Bill.

5 ай мурун

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