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    Bill Burr is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster who has released several stand-up comedy specials. Outside of stand-up comedy, he is known for hosting the Monday Morning Podcast, playing Patrick Kuby in the AMC crime drama series Breaking Bad, and creating and starring in the Netflix animated sitcom F Is for Family.

Silas
Silas

I now at least 5 girls that are 7-9 who ar really good hearted.

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Silas
Silas

Totally not agree🤣🤣🤣

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Larry Laurenzi
Larry Laurenzi

Bill there are 2 theys, the first “they” is most easily described by royalty, Bill you think like an American, not a European with a cultural heritage of 3,000 years, it is not about one person’s achievements or wealth, it is about blood lines, especially blood lines decreed by God, the mission of the blood line is to continually amass MORE wealth & power to pass on. The will kill to protect it, including internal family threats that want to shun the blood line obligation. The second “they” are the people that make free promises, they promise free stuff for loyalty. Your life will be made better, we will give pay raises, free healthcare, free education, free car, etc. The problem is they make those promises with other people’s money which they take by the power of the government with threat of force. Average working people bear the burden of providing all these free programs to help others by having their taxes raised. It would be one thing if any of these issues get solved, but in fact the great governmental programs only create more people that live in dependency because their votes are always needed. These saviors never make any personal sacrifices for those they care about. In fact, most get richer and richer during their political years, and in order to get rich while giving free stuff away, they will always have to promise MORE free stuff. The national debt took years to get to 20 trillion, since March 2020 we have increased the debt to 32 trillion, that is a choking amount of debt and it will pop. Despite all that debt the stock market is going up, well investors know most of these relief bills go to large corporate institutions, so they are waiting for all that relief money to get soaked up, then they will sell, watch the market correct itself, average people will lose their jobs, which is the second payment demanded by politicians that promise free stuff. The investors will ride the storm out on their profits, and then wait for the next opportunity to get MORE!

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V M
V M

Men good looking and ugly are extremely polite 😒

3 күн мурун
Daily Corvid
Daily Corvid

I'm blind, so for me a beautiful women is called a cunt because that's what I think when I hear them talk lol. They have nothing I want and everything I don't want :)

3 күн мурун
Brian Quigley
Brian Quigley

Not a worthwhile topic but beautiful women attitude is evolution aka competition for genes

8 күн мурун
ADA FTW
ADA FTW

Beautiful women fall off a cliff really fast, it’s from karma.

8 күн мурун
Blue 7lvn
Blue 7lvn

Kaydeen kross

8 күн мурун
Big Bad Wolf
Big Bad Wolf

Rude and beautyful... They expect attention, and demand worship. Just don't pay them any attention. It destabilize them."what's wrong with me ?"

9 күн мурун
Aaron Davenport
Aaron Davenport

I still have yet to figure out I'm ugly

13 күн мурун
JEB 1
JEB 1

I've gladly walked away from a couple of dimes myself over the years, especially when they have nothing else to offer but their looks. Little do they realize their looks are a depreciating asset.

13 күн мурун
Younggado
Younggado

I thought this was a song at first😭😂

13 күн мурун
Call me Ishmael
Call me Ishmael

Give me a 7 who has a crooked smile and is funny and kind and I’ll run through walls to get to her.

14 күн мурун
Manang Mambobola
Manang Mambobola

Maybe that was the time you did the sketch about gold digging b*tches and they recognizze that you're talling about them. Why would they say thank you to that?haha

16 күн мурун
Jesse Dirazonian
Jesse Dirazonian

I really appreciate how he turns away from the mic when he yells bills the shit

20 күн мурун
jeeves geech
jeeves geech

this is a great rant lol i hate beautiful women 3 mins later i hate smart people lol my god i would hate for him to ever meet a smart beautiful woman lol

28 күн мурун
Charles Conway
Charles Conway

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28 күн мурун
Pennsyltucky Den
Pennsyltucky Den

I'm sorry I'm ugly. lol

Ай мурун
William Martin
William Martin

Those girls are always the first to get herpes with a band aid on their lip lol

Ай мурун
Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Only attractive ones that talked to me were always were looking for my friend they wanted to bang.

Ай мурун
daniel brady
daniel brady

Obama isn't as smart as everyone thinks he is, he's the guy in class who bullshits his way with big words and make people think he's smart.

Ай мурун
Bodhisattva
Bodhisattva

So what's a good way to reject a guy? 🤷‍♀️

Ай мурун
Wayiqra
Wayiqra

I thought I was the only one who thought that.

Ай мурун
jack hahn
jack hahn

I support female rights but Nah he is 100% correct

Ай мурун
Bill d
Bill d

Soooo true

Ай мурун
Dank Buds
Dank Buds

She's a women .. She's not watching it BC she is starting to like it .. she only watches it BC you like it and shes just playing the role .. dont be fooled .. down the road they will tell you the truth of how much they hate that thing you think they like . there a bunch of Hacks

Ай мурун
Omegaeffect9o
Omegaeffect9o

Seen plenty of nasty ugly bitches being rude

Ай мурун
Web RBio
Web RBio

We should also have racially segregated laws once our juries are selected based on the color of their skin rather than the content of their character.

Ай мурун
Hass C
Hass C

Them being attractive can make them act that way I guess I haven't really thought about this but bill is right on that I get a feeling of hostility or just them being conceited by looking at them but I don't care enough to think about it

Ай мурун
Eugene Bigay. 1990 American Skaters
Eugene Bigay. 1990 American Skaters

The more beautiful the woman the less sexy she is.

2 ай мурун
Dawn Murphy
Dawn Murphy

I love bigger women. They bring peace to my life.😉😁

2 ай мурун
Trigg3rHippie
Trigg3rHippie

It's a shame that most beautiful people just sleepwalk through their life while everything is being handed over to them and somehow people are surprised that they forget to develop a personality along the way.

2 ай мурун
Adam Carter
Adam Carter

You need to be smart to enjoy comedy that isn't fart jokes or yo moma jokes.

2 ай мурун
NemeanLion
NemeanLion

The amazing part is most of us are prepared and know what to look out for, but when a hot girl or guy comes along, watch how fast these same people ignore their better judgement to hook up.

2 ай мурун
Jeff Trinkle
Jeff Trinkle

better judgement is overridden by instinct lol

12 күн мурун
Yuri Plantagenet
Yuri Plantagenet

Happens to some guys too- as "friends". I was hanging out with the dudes a few days back and there's this kinda ripped ginger guy with blue eyes. He's like 30, but he still has this popular high school kid attitude. Thinks that he gets to call the shots, because he's Matt Damon or something. He acts as though he's interested in you, but you know it's all a ploy to use you as the social equivalent of a wank doll. And when somebody better comes along he immediately discards your conversation. So I make it a point not to talk to him. To avoid him as much as possible. Every now and again I will look around the room and he's looking straight at me, and I avoid eye contact and look to the the next guy. It's really weird, but that seems to bother him a lot! I never knew before that it can happen among non-gay guys as well! Listen, I can sometimes let BS slide with a pretty girl when I'm really weak or just fucking drained. But if you're a guy. There's only your loyalty, intelligence and/ or usefulness that matters. I don't care if you look like the Donald, Arnie or Bill Burr. It's all the same shit to me. If you think I need you on my team to look pretty, you can go stand on the stage by yourself. From a guy, I'm only looking for a bro. That ain't you? And I don't care if you look like Adonis.

2 ай мурун
Neeloy
Neeloy

Sense of Humour is stored inside fat cells in our body.

2 ай мурун
antonio bradiano
antonio bradiano

Beautiful women show basic insecurity.

2 ай мурун
Paul
Paul

Those hot women probably DID like your show (who wouldn't?), but IMO they don't feel the need to thank you because they feel they are DUE your efforts to "entertain" them.

2 ай мурун
K 2020 G
K 2020 G

Polish beautiful women were polite. Very unique in the past.

2 ай мурун
Frank Cuoco
Frank Cuoco

You think they're pissed off then wait until they hit the wall🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠

2 ай мурун
Made for Man Caves
Made for Man Caves

The worst are used to be beautiful women - beautiful woman attitude, fat woman body

2 ай мурун
Joseph Felice
Joseph Felice

Reminds me of when I realized as being a musical performer that I could just leave when the venue sucks bad enough. Took me years to come to that conclusion. Fuck em

2 ай мурун
producer73
producer73

May I share a hilarious story here. I live in a small town. Use to live in the city. Anyway, it was my birthday, and my friends come up for the weekend. We go to this Cafe/Bar. Karaoke is going on. The regulars are there. There's this one girl, Maria, roughly mid 30's. Now, I will say she is a smoking hot Italian. Anyway, she's sitting in the corner by the bar on a stool. I'm taking pictures of my friends having fun with my massive Nikon when this girl calls me over...... -Excuse me, are you taking my picture?, she asks in a vain pompous rude manner, like she knows she is smoking hot. I'm like no, it's my birthday and my friends are here. I'm taking pictures of them. She goes on about me taking pictures of her. Mind you she has an IQ of a peanut. Finally I lean into her, put my hand upon her shoulder, looked her in the eyes and said..... -"Listen sweetheart, you're not that special" and turned around to join my friends. Five seconds later, my one friend from St Vincent runs over to me, and goes.....-That was awesome!, she crumbled in her seat after you said that, Lol. I didn't think anyone heard me. It was one of those moments where if you were there and caught that moment, it was classic.

2 ай мурун
Luxolo Ntamo
Luxolo Ntamo

So classic

Ай мурун
Love Dove
Love Dove

Nia is sexy and has a hot voice

2 ай мурун
David Stirm
David Stirm

There gross

2 ай мурун
Rob
Rob

My ex-wife was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I was never so miserable in my life!!! My current wife is a 5 on a good day. She treats me like a GOD!!! I have never been more happy! I’m finally in a relationship where I look forward to coming home.

2 ай мурун
Jeffrey Tackett
Jeffrey Tackett

I fucked up and clicked on a Robert Kiyosaki video, and now I have to deal with his goddamn ads on every video I watch. Bleh.

3 ай мурун
Peanut Buzzard
Peanut Buzzard

I personally find mediocre-looking women with big tits more annoying.

3 ай мурун
Lord of Allusion
Lord of Allusion

Pretty good call, Billy Gnarl-Nuts. Those beautiful women could give a shit about anything that isn't focused on them.

3 ай мурун
Stand Alone
Stand Alone

Bill burr is a little bitch!

3 ай мурун
Sayson Loller
Sayson Loller

An most beautiful women don't even have to work they are pathetic most of the time.

3 ай мурун
Keith Perdue
Keith Perdue

They are rude 'cuz their parents weren't worth a shit.

3 ай мурун
Jason Johnston
Jason Johnston

Amen Bill. If you take a moment to step outside your little bubble you realise that society in general is insane. What are we all doing? We are all going to die so what’s the fuss? Stop this BS money game.

3 ай мурун
daytona750
daytona750

Bill bore

3 ай мурун
Keyser Soze
Keyser Soze

I noticed the same thing. I completely ignore gorgeous women. A waste of my time and especially my money. Im more into the girl next door. Down to earth and happy. Drug free.

3 ай мурун
JoAnna Kuyt
JoAnna Kuyt

The funny thing is none of the men commenting on this video couldn't find a beautiful woman if their lives depended on it. So have fun with your ugly girlfriends. I hope they don't deflate on you mid-hump.

3 ай мурун
Be A Light In The Dark
Be A Light In The Dark

Ive met 100s of stunning women and very few are true Goddesses... beautiful inside and out..

3 ай мурун
Yousuckatcookingg
Yousuckatcookingg

Ignoring beautiful women is one of my favorite pastimes. It's so incredibly fun.

3 ай мурун
kevin latulippe
kevin latulippe

Just play drums

3 ай мурун
Jason papciak
Jason papciak

Model is code for pain in the ass.

3 ай мурун
[Son Of The Sea]
[Son Of The Sea]

100% agree Bill! They think theyr looks legitimize them to act all toxic,shallow and what not. Another example is....as a guy that has past the 25 year limit a few decades ago (they even attack you the day you turn 20) If you dare to give them a like on instagram,you are in a redzone of maybe facing a block. For what reason? If you got your account set to private,they might add you,but when they possibly see who you are,they unfollow and block you. If you like and compliment them? God forbid........if you arent a fucking posterboy with tons of money and "sixpack",they judge and punish you for no reason whatsoever. They wont admit to it (well,some stupid ones does that too),but it is obvious in how they think,also because of the way they react and behave. But a random posterboy that is real sweaty and allmost disrespectful? He gets to keep on commenting and liking..... When i was a kid and a early teenager,i too looked after beauty. But when i started maturing,thoose ladies just became empty shells to me. I could never fall in love with any of them. If there is anyone i find attractive,its the many "girl next door" women out there,with a gorgeous personality. A good personality makes a "ok looking woman" look absolutely smashing! (In both meanings of the word....giggity!)

3 ай мурун
Wayne Adams
Wayne Adams

Yup.....went out with one last weekend. I told her I wouldn't go out with her again if she showed up in panties and high heels.

3 ай мурун
Tbonyandsteak
Tbonyandsteak

A Danish billionaire Simon Spies Before he got married Had a huge appetite for sex. He stated: "If you have one woman, she will try to own you. If you have 2 women, they will conspire against you. If you have 3 women, they will fight against each other instead"

3 ай мурун
Damo
Damo

Beautiful women can get away with anything - I mean have you seen Amber Heard? It's a primitive behaviour rooted in us, the tribe needs women for more babies, but we don't need more men. Numerous studies have shown that both men and women are more receptive to a woman in trouble than a man, and especially so if it is a young woman.

3 ай мурун
Ivanna Jerkov
Ivanna Jerkov

The problem is not that you don't like beautiful women. It's that beautiful women don't like you.

3 ай мурун
William Jeffreys
William Jeffreys

Most men's fantasy woman is a drop-dead gorgeous woman that is unaffected by it. A down-to-earth genuine human with an exterior to die for. I'm sure there's one out there somewhere...............

3 ай мурун
Richard Lang
Richard Lang

Remember, you can put lip stick and a dress on a pig , but it’s still a pig

3 ай мурун
Samuel Freeman
Samuel Freeman

This whole video is just one big Freudian slip. Bill is projecting so hard right now. Not that he doesn't have a point with everything he says

3 ай мурун
William Dalgren
William Dalgren

I love the reverb. Sounds like im in his head.

3 ай мурун
Kris White
Kris White

The beautiful woman usually don't have a whole lot to offer as they age. Men....that are financially secure and attractive to younger women will usually look for a younger more attractive partner. No man really wants to be struck with some frigid old hag. Loyalty only goes so far, as important as it may be. However....a pleasant disposition and attentive lover will trump looks every time in my opinion. I've had many lovers and I will tell you....the young gals with the tight bodies have nothing on the older women with some life experience and some "substance".

3 ай мурун
Dennis Ejstrup
Dennis Ejstrup

Then tell the staff. "no beautyful women backstage, only them ugly fucks that cant control themselves that i love".

3 ай мурун
Chinmaya Kumar Behera
Chinmaya Kumar Behera

Who is the girl in the thumbnail though??

3 ай мурун
Chinmaya Kumar Behera
Chinmaya Kumar Behera

Got it Thats Porn Star, Her highness "Kayden Kross"

3 ай мурун
David Thomspson
David Thomspson

Theres nothing worse than a really beautiful woman who is so ugly inside...its bile inducing

3 ай мурун
Joan
Joan

Just shut up. You are talking rubbish. The best English you can dig up is ‘fuck’. No wonder women don’t like you. Furthermore you haven’t met me

3 ай мурун
theothertroll
theothertroll

Give women a break, they exist under the legacy of Eve being decisive by Satan, thus plunging humanity into damnation. Thank God Adam, man, was there and out of love joined her so she wasn’t alone ~ I’d like to work that into my wedding vows should I ever get married ;)

3 ай мурун
Rob McDade
Rob McDade

Looks can be taken away very quickly.

3 ай мурун
Rob McDade
Rob McDade

I was thinking of a different type of 'rude'.

3 ай мурун
Barry Black
Barry Black

Thats a hell of a complement bill I like the fact you can walk without falling on your ass. I here hear you and ive witnessed said buetiful bored women.

3 ай мурун
Barry Black
Barry Black

😂😂😂😂😂Been there done that

3 ай мурун
Chargerdude95
Chargerdude95

Bill Burr’s strategy: Say something racist, sexist, arrogant, immature, or lazy followed with “I Dont Know” or “Im just a comedian” so he’s off the hook 😂😂

3 ай мурун
Samuel Player
Samuel Player

You must be fun at parties.

3 ай мурун
beatz04
beatz04

As for why those women act bored if the meet Bill after the show: Bill constitutes competition in terms of getting attention, so the only way they think they can keep up is by acting bored, as often their physical beauty is the only thing they have going for them and their selfesteem relies on the attention.

3 ай мурун
beatz04
beatz04

I have to agree at least partially. I've gotten strange looks from girls more than once anytime i genuinely asked for a light (as i had forgotten my lighter), always assuming i was trying to hit up on them when all i needed was a light. I've started to counter that by saying "thanks" and immediately walking away while watching their surprised looks.

3 ай мурун
Emory
Emory

This pod cast truly is an escape, from the extremely radical thought police these days! 😂I find that most of my enjoyable/overall profitable conversations are had with people that might not be classified as *very* attractive. But in a better world, a conversation's quality, level of respect and value actually *should* be seen as more important than physical appearance. Hallmark could learn from that lol.

3 ай мурун
John Sorley
John Sorley

0:13 - he lost me. He has a gorgeous wife. Must be nice.

4 ай мурун
dage gill
dage gill

this was before covid imagine how much more pissed he is now

4 ай мурун
Maurice drew
Maurice drew

He manners would improve quick with a pile of cash offered to her!

4 ай мурун
Kyle Stahlman
Kyle Stahlman

Whose listening this in dec 2020 and is like wtf.... bill predicted the future

4 ай мурун
Z7Sakari
Z7Sakari

“I just made that blanket statement on how the entire judicial system should work in this cunt-“ 11:31 😉

4 ай мурун
audition audition
audition audition

Every or nearly every good looking high calibre attractive bird I ever had was awful. Rude. Selfish. Entitled. Greedy. Did I say selfish!? Horrible. I dumped one of them outside a shop when she coerced me to buy her something, then she could barly muster a thank you. I was carrying it and her other shopping like a fing pack mule, as she rants on her phone taking shit to her friend. I called after her. Finally she turns around. Called her a selfish bitch and dropped her shopping (part from what Id bought her) and walked off. I then returned it to the store, got my money back and never answered her calls, texts, or anything for nesrky 2 months. Until finally she dissapeared.... Good ridence.

4 ай мурун
ya bish
ya bish

Yeah we all knew where this was going before the explanation. 8's are perfect in my opinion. 10's are elusive and not even worth it

4 ай мурун
Saber Goli
Saber Goli

the very title of this is what makes me cum in the morning

4 ай мурун
Phil Kendel
Phil Kendel

Beautiful women that dont know they bertiful tho

4 ай мурун
Viper316RKO1
Viper316RKO1

Beautiful women have a chip on their shoulder and will use it against any man. Because they know they can get any man in the world. Buyer beware. Go with a strong 6 woman who is nice and considerate. You will be happier. Pussy is pussy. Attitude with a pussy attached is a ticking time bomb.

4 ай мурун
scott b
scott b

Hot women story. Patients daughter was good looking. We found out that she took her mask off while with the her mother and she is married. My nurse colleague says she’s probably thinking “this mask comes off just like this ring” Lol had to share this

4 ай мурун
earl wallace
earl wallace

Because no one stops them and they get a free pass on everything. No accountability. But time is the great equalizer. They get old at 30 and they act the same. Then no one listens and looks at them. Gotta love it.

4 ай мурун
Iondetox
Iondetox

Thank you Bill.. I was not raised with blacks, so I feel very awkward around them. Now I've had my ass swatted by plenty of Mexican dad's and loooove tacos, yummy.. What do blacks eat? 8. )

4 ай мурун
Biggie Mann
Biggie Mann

Public perception has always been the true weakness of attractive women. That's why they're always on their best behaviour on Instagram. Their 'beauty' is just an illusion waiting to be broken. When you see a man put up with a woman's stinky attitude for so long, its because he's under the 'spell'/illusion but once the illusion is broken she has nothing left meaning she can't afford to be rude anymore

4 ай мурун
Dominic Anfuso
Dominic Anfuso

All my family cares about, how much or little fucking money I make. Now that they can no longer abuse me emotionally they can enjoy my absence for-fucking-ever.

4 ай мурун
ramon alvelo
ramon alvelo

Of course good looking women are Rude they know that they are good looking and think that they could get away with saying whatever they want or doing whatever they want

4 ай мурун
Matt Evans
Matt Evans

Never bought a drink in their life. lmao

4 ай мурун

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