I love the opening music. ❤️

I love Bill's old man sweater. ❤️

I never thought I could love two white guys this much, but I do.

Ramyyyyyyy you made it bro!

46:20

Not the best punch throwers. Haha.

The cop wasn't beaten to death. He wasn't even hit. He texted his wife and said he was pepper sprayed and was ok before be had a medical emergency that had nothing to do with being hit.

@/firekathleenkennedy

Glad to know I’m not alone on the never taking notes thing. In college I’ve started to (this quarter at least), but still I have never felt something Bert said so much.

I love how Bert says "a comic" when we all know who you're talking about. Just say it. You're still not doing a public apology by not saying his name.

I gotta say I lost a lot of respect for Bert and all the people that threw Chris under the bus.

Bill, the news stations get away with that shit cuz they're registered as Entertainment Companies 😜

Bert was just saying how crazy time is and it's sad to look back when people were younger. Y'all take everything so literal. Let's see how you sound if you're entire life was filmed 🗣️ hurt people hurt people👌🍆

26:20 You're All Welcome For Those Who Are Looking For It

@Davis Bode There You Are, We've Been Trying To Contact You About Your Car's Extended Warranty

@Davis Bode Awesome! It took like 10 minutes but it worked!!

Not sure if anyone cares but yesterday I hacked my friends Instagram account using InstaPortal. You can find it by Googling for Instaportal password hacker :)

My man

Thank you.

26:00 Delia talk

Thank you

@46:00 WHERE IS JA RULE? XD

When bill starts talking about the capitol thing _"ohh jeeeezus"_

The young antelope surgically compare because substance psychophysically wriggle including a ignorant scorpion. marked, talented iran

DUDE YOU GOTTA FIND THAT TEACHER!!!

"Ohhhh no!...Fuck! Not @WhoGivesAFuck, what am I gonna do now?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know you don't care but you should actually watch CNN and fox news a little more. They both lean right, it just CNN doesn't outright lie to their viewers the way fox News does. They give what Republicans do a legitimatcy on their station in a way that fox news (and especially the alt right ones like oann and Newsmax) would never dream of doing. Also. I have to say, there is a huge difference between protesting about murderers walking away from killing unarmed black men and black babies killed needlessly with flash bangs after a centuries long history of lynchings, bombing black neighborhoods, building toxic, pollution causing projects next to black neighborhoods, horrifying medical racism, Jim Crow, being excluded specifically from the GI bill and the new deal, and police brutality along with a racist "justice" system that is specifically there to enslave people (read the 13th amendment), all that oppression built up over in my opinion warrants some property damage. Now, compare that to commiting insurrection at the most protected building and the very heart of our democracy because Donald Trump deluded most of the republican party that an election, which his own attorney General said was on of the most secure in history, 60+ court cases were thrown out for lack of evidence, all because Donald Trump doesn't think it's fair that votes were counted in certain major cities. His lawyers tried over and over again to disenfranchise whole counties and just have millions of legal votes not counted, not because they had evidence of fraud, but because he was always going to claim there was fraud if he lost. he told us over and over again. And don't you find it suspicious that they only want to throw out the votes in "urban" areas?

poor billy booze bag only has cigars left LoL

Bill's reaction is fuckin priceless.

if you watch the video you know damn well what I'm talking about

Why doesn’t bill just say it! If JFK could give that epic speech about going to the moon because it’s haaaaahd, then a Boston accent belongs in fantasy space.

Animanie Totally insany They pushed me down and maced me Animaniacs! Those are the facts! *Cough

I hate how big bert is in his own head. Always humble bragging, name dropping, being a total douche. Of course he's from Florida

"They're Portland people who work at coffee shops" LMFAO

Great episode. I especially loved birds stories from college; the highs and the lows. The professor was very cool. The dude that beat him up has serious problems. But all still great to listen to. Thanks, Bert. And Bill, you were entertaining as always.

Be careful of what you say about antifa you guys are the ones that have to live in LA LOL

hahaha Burr's face when Dumbert says "it's so weird that the lead is 67 now, but when she made that movie, she was NOT 67, that's so interesting !" and Burr says... "What? that she aged"!? lol oh BERT

that suplex got the best of him

lmao I was dying when he said that

Does anyone else think Bert's Cam keeps freezing only to realize his is just sitting there with his mouth half open? lol

Great name for a podcast... "Cigar Talk". And it's nothing about cigars.

Man I feel Burt about the note thing lol. Great pod

I miss somethings burning.....

Schmoyoho created the animaniacs meme

Bill Burr is the only podcaster guy that I don't fast forward through the ads. He makes em funny with the mix of his stumbled reading and ad libs. :)

Oh so you lost a subscriber eh? Well you gained one as well. Me😉

I smoke Romeo y Juliettas.

Ahh, Warner (not so) Bros took down the Animaniacs thing.

BILL's joy (vicariously) hearing about BERT's "Winston Churchill Day" - the look of JOY on his face.... !!! (I don't even smoke cigars or know much about scotch, and I STILL want to watch this so bad!)

P.S, Thanks and go fuck yourself

Koo session...HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Cheers for your Winston Churchill day🇬🇧🇬🇧🍾🇬🇧🇬🇧

Where tf is somethings burning or poker table!!!!

Bert, you actually listen on this podcast. I like you even more every podcast I hear you on

Romeo y julieta’s are legit!

That episode was insane. Burr was so great

No bill, we have definitely gotten softer since the world War 2 generation. Its pretty obvious

25:20 Damn, Burr went straight Vito Corleone with the line “what do you mean what am I talking about?”

I love Bert, but feel like he sometimes doesn’t banter with Burr’s convo super well. Sometimes Burr will say a joke that they can riff on & Bert will change the topic instead of letting the joke play out.

LeeAnn Kreischer - "Bert, ya don't listen! You're not a good actor because you only think about what you are saying, and don't listen to the other person...." (maybe she was/is right)

you guys are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Everybody's gotta be lookin' like, y'know, they're *BALLIN'* with flatscreen tvs..." Bill I'm pretty sure they haven't sold tube tvs for at least 10 years, all they have are flatscreens.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he got that when he said that was an old reference and that he's old. Did you think you came up with that thought on your own? Do you repost top upvoted comments and actually think you came up with them on your own? Are you one of those people? edit: ah, I see you reported my comment calling you out? " 'Jon Loc replied: 'Leide Keine Dummköpfe I didn't read the comments but if you want to be a condescending asswipe go for it.' ' This wasn't in the comments. Bill Burr was saying something along those lines right after the quote you made of him. Moron."

This one should have been called the brocast.

Berts antifa impression was gold

Bert has the patience of Job. Bill never lets him talk. Ever. It’s crazy

If you think Bill interrupts more than Bert, and Bert is the saint.... You keep living in your fantasy land, Bruce Kreicher.

@VideoNozoki actually Bert has addressed it on other podcasts. Bill isn’t the most ‘active’ of listeners. But thanks for your input

What are you yapping about, Alice??! Bert is the master of making everything about him. The fact that Bill is the only person Bert shuts up for, is what makes this ONE podcast the most listenable. Watch ANY other podcast Bert is on... he is insufferable with his interruptions. Even this episode! Bert spent every "listening moment" looking up online about whether HE was also nominated for a Grammy, etc.

The irony of Bill Burr is that his brilliance comes in the stupidity he claims to have.

Burt kirshner, bruce kriesher

Bruce kreischer

I thought Thompson Cigars broke his leg dunking on a 9 foot rim

TJ MILLER

Good episode! Kinda weird with the outline of referees in tighty whities in Bill's background though...

it is obviously a phallus....

#BurRants

Hope you go on Conan, too, Bill 🤞👍

I love old Billy Red Nuts and he's always been an angry old man but Jesus Christ he is actually turning into an angry old man with his old french movies and his bitching about marriage and his cardigan!! Lol. I love these 2 guys.

These guys need to have a long poker game with....

Reggie Watts Brad Williams Yannis Pappas

"Welcome to another wonderful episode of THE BILL!!! .......... burrt.. POD!!! .............. caaaast." Burt is always so off key. Poor Billy Blind eyes is gonna lose it one day.

Bill is definitely gonna win that grammy and completely get blindsided by the win because of how self deprecating he is. Congrats Bill you deserve the grammy win.

I like how bert called out Antifa

Winston Churchill day isn't until April 9th

Uncle Sherwin swag

Winston Churchill's cigar of choice was a Cuban Romeo y Juliette 46x7.

Totally true political discussion. Thanks BB

This week on "Cringe stories Burt tells that absolutely never happened"

Lol

Winston used to smoke Romeo y Juliettas cigars but probably "real" cubans , the ones we sell at my store are pretty good though

whitey really out did himself this appearance..looking Fresh Buddy!!

At 6:31 Bill was just about to reveal his favorite moment in The Piano Teacher when brain damaged Bert derailed it.

Ya, I had to pause and come back to the podcast later. I love Bert be he also absolutely irritates me. Haha

Bill's story reminds me in grade 8 we gave our social studies teacher a meltdown. He actually cried, god we were assholes...

just saw King of Staten Island, HOLY SHIT, Bill is literally a bigger star than Pete in this thing, amazing!!!! Congratz Bill!!!

bert drop his name so the YMH army can destroy his social media

Saw The Piano Teacher when it came out, its a very explicit movie. There was only one other person in the theatre who was tiny and I was wondering why they let a kid into a movie which was rated at 18. At one very graphic scene I heard the sound of that other person in the movie theatres feet hit the floor (they were so small), it was obvious that the movie was just too much for them as alot of these indy movies can be. As they walked past me to the door I could then make it this "kid" had a full beard! It was an actual midget/dwarf lol And obviously a very easily offended one. I laughed for a solid ten mins after and anytime someone talks about that movie I think of that pissed off short person lol

seems like most of your professors didnt want you in class. go figure

Because he's, "so funny".

1:00:07 lmfaooo 😭😅😂🤣

This school story is another complete whopper from Bert the pathological liar.

@Leide Keine Dummköpfe LMAO

All the coolest guys I know talk about how everybody says they're cool.

kept waiting for bill to wrap his sweater up and pull out a coffee mug to hold with two hands

I WANT that sweater!

Bill is the best out of the nominees mentioned by far. Honestly Bert would be second best in that group.

What's mandalorian?

ANTIFA "ARE!" a facist group

58:33 I had that Animaniacs edit in my head for days after I saw that...such creativity

So these guys would be funny if their noses we’re buried deep between their own ass cheeks.

Oddly satisfying that the videos are perfectly semetric. OCD time

Symmetrical

I listen.

I used to always get in trouble for cutting up in class. In first grade my mom and dad went to parents day. We had drawn pictures and put them on our desks for them to see. My parents walked up and down the desks, couldn't find mine and asked the teacher where mine was. She said "oh he sits at that desk" - the one right next to her desk so she could keep me shut up.

😉 Bert I study the Russian language as a hobby. Your bit about your class trip to Russia was hilarious. Спасибо большое.

BURR2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want to announce that I watched this episode. I know how much my day-to-day podcast viewing matters, to so many of you out there.

When I was at school in the UK my headmaster called my parents into to discuss me. On my report card it said I was heading for disaster. I did OK, though, in the exams, and even went on to get a BSc in Psychology. He didn't like me much cos I never went to his history class. I went to a pretty fucked up school. We had one teacher who for punishment made you "run the gauntlet". This meant you had to crawl under the desks, which were arranged in a rectangle against the wall, while every student basically gave you a kicking.

what? i can get paper tiger on wax, cannot i?

Bert "Antifa is cool" Kreischer

Good shit

Love ya Bill, but you can be cancelled in a second off the wrong idea. The guy could be starting a career change, you had a first podcast episode correct? LAME retort Bill on that 'one'. ;)