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Anon Itachi
Anon Itachi

Gonna get all serious for a second.. What is it with the mind-set when you know that your country and army started an illegal war (arguably started every war in the last 100 years), after unjustifiably murdering their leader (on that occasion, unjustifiable), do you praise "your troops"? They are invaders, murderers and thieves. I really don't care that it is the "best opportunity in their local area to get paid" as I personally would rather starve than be part of a murder. The end of the day, it is murder. That's the reality. I just can't understand why you guys praise this in this day and age.

15 саат мурун
Tyler Christensen88
Tyler Christensen88

Did this get deleted?

2 күн мурун
Zahra Abdullahi
Zahra Abdullahi

Man, if my marriage ain't like Bill and Nia's vibe...I don't even want it.

2 күн мурун
Olle Fjällström
Olle Fjällström

Bloody hell self-sterilzed people

11 күн мурун
Austin Knighton
Austin Knighton

Bill and Nia fighting makes me big uncomfy.

15 күн мурун
Jaime De Mora
Jaime De Mora

It is not about oil, google highest oil producing country in the world and The United States is número uno.

17 күн мурун
Dirk Hausmaninger
Dirk Hausmaninger

His wife can brilliantly imitate him.

17 күн мурун
Ethan Covaci
Ethan Covaci

“The best part of wakingggg up is knowing the earth is round!” 😂

18 күн мурун
BREAKocean
BREAKocean

Bill toughed it out through a lot of shitty people writing in and was rewarded with a solid january

19 күн мурун
Getfuzzycx o
Getfuzzycx o

All the people that wrote in feel like people I know lol

21 күн мурун
Billy Stanhope
Billy Stanhope

Bill, listen to Dr. Rand Paul and Dr. Faucci awhile back. That will answer your mask questions. As for supporting the troops, I was in the Marines for years. I want them home, and supported President Trump as he tried to take our troops home. As for the oil bs! We lowered are carbon footprint as a nation because President Trump went after all our natural resources. As for the Tesla, rolling off the showroom floor the car has already driven the equivalent of 88,000 miles of a combustion engine. Then there is the the fact that we burn fossil fuels to create the energy to make the electricity ( Detroit for a fact gets something like 90% of its energy from coal) bill if you look at everything Democrats do, in an attempt to go green actually burns more fossil fuels. Biden shut down the Keystone XL pipeline and doesn't want to go after our energy, but we will buy oil from the Middle East making energy more expensive and adds more carbon to the process. It also keeps us in foreign entanglements

22 күн мурун
Brandon Dias
Brandon Dias

B U T W H A T I F Y O U ' R E A F U R B Y

25 күн мурун
Aiden Don
Aiden Don

Mia is the best!

26 күн мурун
David Pitts
David Pitts

Cop story was a total lie, how can someone with such good common sense still be so blind to reality.

27 күн мурун
Phil Wright
Phil Wright

Japan and India have been to space as well, that moron needs to catch up.

28 күн мурун
CW10ful
CW10ful

The lie is about disconnecting people from God

29 күн мурун
Mike Wells
Mike Wells

Lt. Is lieutenant

Ай мурун
Goosemeyer
Goosemeyer

Pitch the cartoon

Ай мурун
A Good Life Massage Therapy & Wellness
A Good Life Massage Therapy & Wellness

Hey Bill u probably don't read these comments, but just wanted to let u know I'm also a female big fan. Love your sense of humor, your comedy specials/podcasts, ect have gotten my husband and I through many long car rides in Jersey traffic. Keep em coming! On another note, maybe it's the Jersey in me, but I also appreciate telling overly sensitive people to go f themselves, and to stop projecting their stuff onto me. I'm a minority, and feel that people need a thicker skin and to just keep it moving. If your group in genuinely oppressed, yea I feel bad for ya, I'll vote in your favor, I donate to your cause, but what else can I do for you? What kind a loser joins a group anyway? Lol.(shout out to your special)I digress....just wanted to say thanks for the 😅.

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Dancing Candle
Dancing Candle

And the terrorists in Portland..are freed.

Ай мурун
Bob Smith
Bob Smith

Tks Bill, cause we have enough of those fing idiots that believe the earth is flat... but guess what, those bozos will never learn because they are fing stupid enough and can’t fing add 1+1

Ай мурун
King Of Wakanda
King Of Wakanda

The best part of waking up, is knowing the Earth is round!!!

Ай мурун
DRAGONBENJAMMIN 10
DRAGONBENJAMMIN 10

Go shrekles! Hilarious Billy

Ай мурун
Phil Wright
Phil Wright

India and Japan have been to space also. Flat Earthers are ignorant and dumb AF

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Jjay Cruzin
Jjay Cruzin

Folgers round 🌎

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MG
MG

Wow Billy Boy, you really give some sound advice.

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adrian solan
adrian solan

"What if you are a furby" i died laughing at this 22:10

Ай мурун
B J
B J

To those who think the earth is flat, wake up dickheads...... and the only fkn hole anywhere, is in your head. Stop eating so many vegetables and tofu, as its clouding your fkd up rational thought process. Thanks...and have a nice day

Ай мурун
Sam Henriques
Sam Henriques

These arguments are legendary!!!

Ай мурун
MAAFG
MAAFG

Boxes! I see I'm not the only one, then. Thanks for making me feel normal, Billy

Ай мурун
MAAFG
MAAFG

1:00:47 What did I just listen to? I suppose you could just be so deep in the situation that you think it's normal but, for us, hearing it all in one go...man

Ай мурун
construct apex
construct apex

Hahahahaha furby🤣🤣

Ай мурун
Aint You That Guy?
Aint You That Guy?

I hate long ass stories, and when you voice a criticism it's taken as an emotional attack, jeeeeezuz

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Blaise Desautels
Blaise Desautels

50:00

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Mark Jenkins
Mark Jenkins

3 minutes in and I am howling

Ай мурун
David Durango
David Durango

The Kola Superdeep borehole in Russia took 20 years to go 7.5 miles down. There is no hollow earth. It gets almost lava like at that depth.

Ай мурун
Swirling Vortex of Entropy
Swirling Vortex of Entropy

The Kola borehole barely scratched the depth. The deepest water depths exceed what Kola drilled to. Japan is leading the latest venture....see how it goes.

6 күн мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

We’d still need oil for tanks, jets, etc.

Ай мурун
eric Rosales
eric Rosales

I love you and Nia as a couple😂😂😂 You gotta appreciate a girl who knows how to fire back and who knows how to keep her emotions out of the gutter

Ай мурун
ZombieGoesBoom
ZombieGoesBoom

What font is this on the thumb?

Ай мурун
ERC Productions
ERC Productions

Get on the boat take some pictures of the ice wall & I’ll believe you 😂😂😂

Ай мурун
DownhillDuff1024
DownhillDuff1024

I love your wife, I want one.

Ай мурун
Vancouver ViKinG
Vancouver ViKinG

60 minutes lol Do your research Bill. No cops were killed.

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Modded Farmer
Modded Farmer

The cop was not beat to death he died at home they had to edit that story

Ай мурун
bigdaddy741098
bigdaddy741098

I just wrote my best comment Ever. It was funny stuff man But it doesn't matter what I do it will not let me post it. All that hard work for nuttin

Ай мурун
bigdaddy741098
bigdaddy741098

So it lets me swear, i don't know what the fuck is going on

Ай мурун
bigdaddy741098
bigdaddy741098

Nope, it pretends to posts it, then when I come back it's gone. Btw these msgs are not for reading, they are just a fking test coz I'm getting the shits with this bullshit. Fuck this tube G F Y

Ай мурун
bigdaddy741098
bigdaddy741098

Wait, did that work?

Ай мурун
bigdaddy741098
bigdaddy741098

Of course it lets me post this crap 😧

Ай мурун
Mason Lee
Mason Lee

I’m so glad someone told bill exactly how i felt at the table scene in the mandolorian lol he deserves the praise bill seems like a stand up dude

Ай мурун
Steven Payne
Steven Payne

51:58 LISTEN TO HOW A REAL PLAYER DOES IT!!! 10 OUT OF 10 BILLY BOY!

Ай мурун
Danky Boi
Danky Boi

I so hope Bill's kids gonna do comedy...

Ай мурун
Z7Sakari
Z7Sakari

That is officially BB's new nickname: Box Boy.

Ай мурун
Dean
Dean

Nia sounds like she has a cup of spit in her mouth all the time

Ай мурун
txlnghrn504
txlnghrn504

Almost had me converting to be a vegetarian. Lol

Ай мурун
Jerry Wang
Jerry Wang

Twice-cooked pork is amazing. And it's hilarious how unappetizing it sounds in English. And comparing Sichuan/Szechuan with Cajun is legit. My housemate tried a Cajun boil the other day and, suffice it to say, we're gonna be doing it again. It was ridiculously good.

Ай мурун
Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore

Din Thai fung— not fend is amazing, I used to go all the time in Taiwan. It’s Michelin star rated

Ай мурун
jorge1996
jorge1996

@5:10 🤣😂

Ай мурун
Gouki JT
Gouki JT

I love how he leaves the conversation in the background conversation with Nia in It Feels So natural I love it

Ай мурун
Austin Eutslerj
Austin Eutslerj

The cop story was a total lie Bill come on now.

Ай мурун
Joel Barnard
Joel Barnard

Bill you are a legend in the story of my life thank you for your honesty and humor

Ай мурун
Chip Dose
Chip Dose

Can someone tell Bill that the US found the largest oil deposit in world history in 2016

Ай мурун
Wasteland Courier
Wasteland Courier

So the Flattard doesn't even know Europe has its own space program and rockets, as had Japan for a while. Started off strong.

Ай мурун
Bubd00nk
Bubd00nk

Lmao had the same exact thought. I would tell the man google exists and you can see which countries have space programs but I'd wager to say they think google is part of this whole evil cabal that is obsessed with spheres lol

Ай мурун
Taira McBride
Taira McBride

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS KNOWING THE EARTH IS ROUND 1:22

Ай мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

🤣

Ай мурун
Jerome Baker Designs
Jerome Baker Designs

Anytime I hear the words flat earth, I go blind my hearts stops start sweating

Ай мурун
Tolupene Salima
Tolupene Salima

That argument at the end was gold 😂😂😂

Ай мурун
Christina’s Taste Of America
Christina’s Taste Of America

Absolutely sounds like my marriage 🤣

Ай мурун
dueldr
dueldr

The argument at the end 😂😂🤣🤣 this is the same argument my chick and I have. There is always one in every relationship

Ай мурун
Kizen Hiroca
Kizen Hiroca

So if the earth is flat and holo does that mean we live on a donut? I hope it's chocolate.

Ай мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

Toroidal earth lol

Ай мурун
Ckom
Ckom

Yup, it’s all about funding... Soft-headed, can’t -get-a-job, moron, flat earthers need money too!

Ай мурун
wItH ThE hUnDrEd
wItH ThE hUnDrEd

Supports pulling out the troops, but supports the psycho who keeps them there, while hating the previous guy who tried bringing them home. What a phoney.

Ай мурун
Chazcam
Chazcam

Ole billy dirty laundry over there

Ай мурун
Zero
Zero

Anybody know how I can write into bill?

Ай мурун
Zero
Zero

@wItH ThE hUnDrEd lol

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Chester Ogilvie
Chester Ogilvie

That was epic

Ай мурун
Leah Vogel
Leah Vogel

Every guy talks shit about his wife when they're not around and every wife talks shit about her guy when they're not around... nice to see Bill's relationship is just like everyone else's, lol

Ай мурун
Daniel Temesvari
Daniel Temesvari

Oh jesus, the first guy already triggers me. 5 sec google search would tell you that people from 37 different nations have been to space.

Ай мурун
J.P. Quixote
J.P. Quixote

There are so many actual conspiracies with the government, corporations, & media working together against the middle class, yet morons go make one up to fixate on. Unbelievable.

Ай мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

@Bobby GrimM And all the private space companies too?

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Bobby GrimM
Bobby GrimM

You know what else all these countries did? Sign the artic treaty blocking anyone from finding the truth.

Ай мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

And Japan and India among others

Ай мурун
Daniel Temesvari
Daniel Temesvari

@Steve Fenton Which is not true either. Ever heard anything of the ESA, i.e. the European Space Agency, which is a joint organization by 22 European nations? Yeah, they've put stuff and people into space.

Ай мурун
STEVEN BURNETT
STEVEN BURNETT

Speaking from a place of understanding I getall that depression stuff. She just needs her own time tti get through it. It sucks but you need to be there. Besides family people really have nothing

Ай мурун
alAL 03
alAL 03

No man, we in the Middle East have been fighting since 1948, not for thousands of years. Because Britain decided to give our land to the Jews because their unholy book says it was their land 3,000 years ago. This issue is definitely not complicated and has not been going on for a thousand years.

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alAL 03
alAL 03

@Jonathan S Can you tell me about any conflict between Muslims and Jews between 630 and 1948? Do you consider four battles at the beginning of Islam to be (ever conflict)? Don’t be ridiculous :)

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Jonathan S
Jonathan S

@alAL 03 no Arab-Jewish conflict before 1948? There has been conflict ever since the Jews rejected Muhammad as a prophet in Medina in 622 AD

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alAL 03
alAL 03

@SomeStooge WoopWoopWoop I mean there was no Arab-Jewish conflict before 1948. but this part of the world of course is in a state of constant defense against the constant barbaric aggressions of Western nations that claim to be civilized and humane.

Ай мурун
alAL 03
alAL 03

@Daniel Temesvari The Christians of Palestine are the ones who asked the Muslims not to allow the Jews to live with them in their city, and this agreement between them and the second caliph is very famous, and the Muslims did not expel anyone from his land, because the Arabs do not have sufficient numbers to replace the people of the countries that they conquered, and they also do not have the experience to run These countries. What I mean is that the people of Palestine before Islam are its people after Islam, and they are the ones who refuse to give up their land today, despite the killing, displacement and brutality practiced by the occupation state. What you said is not correct. The British gave Sharif Hussein their word that they would support the independence of Arab countries if he declared revolution against the Ottomans and stood by the allies in the Great War. . Sharif Hussein fulfilled his promises, but the British did not. This sheriff is my enemy, but what the English did to him was a disgrace. They did not conquer Palestine, it was the Sharif who did it and they stabbed him in the back.

Ай мурун
Daniel Temesvari
Daniel Temesvari

So we could go on a long discussion. However to cut it short: Around 700AD the Umayyads conquered Palestine and settled muslims there or converted Jews and Christians and the muslim population slowly grew. Remember, the Umayyads conquered it and settled muslims there. Now, after WW1 and the end of the Ottoman Empire, Palestine fell into the hands of the Brits and they later decided to settle jews there. So, to make it short: the Brits conquered it and settled jews there. The Umayyad conquered the land and settled muslims there - you would call that fair play and "our land". The Brits conquered the land and settled jews there - you would call that unfair and "the land was stolen". Why? The Brits were even nice enough to offer the establisment of a Palestine state, a courtesy that was never granted to the jews under muslim rule.

Ай мурун
Vhoss
Vhoss

I used to date a girl, beautiful, smart as a whip, but she couldn't tell a story for the life of her. She would start with details without context. Then she would sidetrack and go into details on that, still without context. and all this time you had to desperately try to stay focussed, because gods forbid she noticed you'd stopped paying attention. I gently told her at one point: ''Start with the topic first, then go into detail. So atleast I know what you're talking about.'' She honestly tried, but damn it was a nightmare listening to random jibberish for an hour straight, trying to figure out what she tried to tell me.

Ай мурун
Harry Munker
Harry Munker

Being as smart as a whip isn't a great compliment, whips don't have brains or a mind! 🤔🧐

Ай мурун
Jengy Gomez
Jengy Gomez

Nope, insinuate is right. Something tells me Bill is the kind of person to double check later on because he's curious, so I'm not worried.

Ай мурун
Django 64
Django 64

Bill "box bitch" Burr

Ай мурун
SymunTee
SymunTee

Someone needs to tell that flat earther that 41 countries have been to space

Ай мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

Not to mention the USA, China, and Russia never agree on anything.

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Bri Cha
Bri Cha

I have more respect for people who think this than people who think politics is worth keeping up with

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Keith Perdue
Keith Perdue

These two remind me of old Honeymooners episodes with Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows & I forgot who played Trixie. "One of these days Alice! POW! Zoom! Right to the moon!". This is a pretty good sitcom though...I'd swear this was scripted...a live audience would love these two wackos!

Ай мурун
Theodicist Eddie
Theodicist Eddie

Bagpipes are nothing like the kazoo 😆😅😆

Ай мурун
axlrosegnr
axlrosegnr

How many different channels just steal and repackage other people's shit?

Ай мурун
TheRealJacob98
TheRealJacob98

See these are the ones I like, cause I can just chill and listen. Keep these up! :)

Ай мурун
Sean Bailin
Sean Bailin

Bros, the best thing I ever did was stop using social media. Instant level up.

Ай мурун
SPC Dewitt
SPC Dewitt

@David James Youtube isnt social media, youtube is youtube.

Ай мурун
SPC Dewitt
SPC Dewitt

Agreed! dump social media and live a better life with less distractions

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Larry Curry
Larry Curry

@briggs: Indeed!!!!

Ай мурун
briggs
briggs

@David James I think by social media they mean things like Twitter/Facebook/Reddit etc.

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David James
David James

YouTube is Social Media?

Ай мурун
Lisa S
Lisa S

That last email into when Nia comes home LMAOOOOoooooooooooo

Ай мурун
Lisa S
Lisa S

@Sherad Louis-Charles I wasn't the one who said anything negative. I know nothing about her. Thanks for the info.

23 күн мурун
Sherad Louis-Charles
Sherad Louis-Charles

@Lisa S she's not. The worst are the horror stories you're hearing in this very episode. She has high integrity, is smart and has energy. Critical in any relationship. People act like she doesn't admit when she's wrong or challenge Bill when he's wrong. I can't imagine someone of her character being a bad parent either. Why on earth would you not want someone who has these qualities, is their own person and has total respect for the family while not being boring is beyond me. I'm willing to bet, the people that call her the worst, haven't found someone they almost certainly will grow old together with and raise good kids while being rich and famous. Also keep in mind, Bill has very good judgment and flaws. He's also only changed for the better. Testament on how well their relationship works.

23 күн мурун
Lisa S
Lisa S

@Spiralbear why is she the worst?

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Spiralbear
Spiralbear

She's the fucking worst. Bill is the only one trying to rescue that.

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Mizikame Maiyoki
Mizikame Maiyoki

Nia*

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g8620784 -
g8620784 -

Thank you so very much for compiling these clips and uploading them! Listening to Bill Burr makes my days at work so much more enjoyable. Thank you ❤️

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tony george
tony george

Ya gotta wonder WHAT leads that one jerk off to leave a dislike

Ай мурун
Matt Shepherd
Matt Shepherd

Oh how I love hearing about other people’s lives through bills lense

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Steve Cunliffe
Steve Cunliffe

Same! My life is filled with drama but bills emails takes my mind off it all in a brilliant way!

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IMAAD Instituto
IMAAD Instituto

That metaphore of the cellar and the table need to be a reminder. Thanks Bill.

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hasan fathi
hasan fathi

How many dumb people are out there?

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Autumn Armstrong
Autumn Armstrong

You make one.lol.just fucking with ya.we all a bunch of dummies.

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Tony Mollick
Tony Mollick

Stop trying to drag invisible people into this! Bahahahaha

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Ramy Samara
Ramy Samara

Earth is flat.

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Snake Whitcher
Snake Whitcher

There's a dead rat in this Room. I don't know where exactly, but I smell it.

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eric brown
eric brown

Big thanks to the individual who compiles these

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TheRealJacob98
TheRealJacob98

Yeah, this is the only part of the podcast I like. I don't really care about the rambling segments tbh. These compilations are a life saver!

Ай мурун
Nina M
Nina M

Yea don’t know how I would get to sleep otherwise

Ай мурун

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